Been There, Done That!!!!

[Arvon]

Age Attention Disorder

I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD:

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it goes . . .

I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. OK, I'm going to the Post Office . . .

BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . .

BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills . . . Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those checks . . .

BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to head for the kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the flowers need a drink of water because of the extreme heat. I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter.

What are they doing here? I'll just put them away . . .

BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . . .

Aaaagh!!! Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants on my balcony . . .

BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.

END OF DAY: The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still on the counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys . . .

And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because . . .

I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!

I realize this condition is serious . . .

I'd get help . . .

BUT FIRST . . . I think I'll check my e-mail.

[Legolas]

It's almost as funny as Saz's [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Harkoliar]

hehe, glad im not THAT busy [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Sir Byronas]

Good one Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] ! Keep up the good work.

[J.J.]

Have you been spying on me? I don't know how else you could have described my day so well? The only thing you left out was tripping over the cat wanting to be fed in the trips between desk and kitchen!
*whew* at least I know the name of my condition, is it ever fatal, Arvon? - would like any further medical updates as you happen to run across them [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]