05-03-2002, 09:45 PM | #1 |
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> > Here's something to think about.. Ever wonder about those people who > > say they are giving more than 100%? We've all been to those meetings where > > > > someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math > > that might prove helpful. > > > > What makes life 100%? > > > > If ... > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > > > Is represented as... > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > > > Then... > > H A R D W O R K > > 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% > > > > K N O W L E D G E > > 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% > > > > But... > > A T T I T U D E > > 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% > > > > And... > > B U L L S H I T > > 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% > > > > So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you > > close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the > top. > > > > > > And look how far > > > > A S S K I S S I N G > > 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% > > will take you. > > > > The importance of math, kinda puts things in perspective.
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05-03-2002, 09:46 PM | #2 |
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LMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I think I saw this at TSR...tells you how people like math all of the sudden.
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05-03-2002, 09:49 PM | #3 |
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That must begin to explain why I have BS on one of my degrees! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
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05-03-2002, 10:25 PM | #4 |
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Lol... very funny! What's sad is that it's so often true...
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05-03-2002, 10:32 PM | #5 |
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hehe, this is the most useful representation of math i have seen yet, lol
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05-04-2002, 12:24 AM | #6 |
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HEHEH GOOD ONE MY MAN GOOD ONE sorry no all caps
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