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Old 06-10-2002, 05:15 AM   #11
skywalker
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Here is the script for the squaredance sequence:
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.Bugs is dressed as a female hillbilly and asks the guys for
jukebox money...

(Bugs is handed a nickel and he puts it into the jukebox.)

BUGS: (Girl voice.) Thanks just all to pieces. Sow Belly Trio comin' right
up...

(A trio appears in the jukebox -- a fiddle player, an accordionist and a
guitar player. The guitarist calls the square dance

CALLER: (Spoken.) Let's all square dance. Places all. (The scene cuts
to the boys and Bugs forming to start dancing. They follow the instructions
of the caller.)

CALLER: Bow to your corner, bow to your own.
(Singing.) Three hands up and 'round you go,
Break it up with a dosey-do.
Chicken in the bread pan kickin' out dough,
Skip to ma Lou my darling.
The old lady out you pretty little thing,
Promenade around the ring,
Big foot up and little foot down,
Make that big foot jar the ground.
Lady step back and two gents in,
Back you go and forward again.
Step right up with an elbow swing,
Skip to ma Lou my darling.

(Bugs nonchalantly dances away from the brothers towards the jukebox.)

CALLER: Allemande left with the old left hand
Follow through the right an' left grand.

(Bugs removes his disguise while still dancing, dons a floppy hat and grabs
a fiddle.)

CALLER: Meet your honey with a great big smile
Promenade Indian style.

(Bugs unplugs the jukebox with his foot and takes over as the fiddler and
caller, all without missing a beat. The brothers continue to do as the caller
says

BUGS: (Singing.) Promenade across the floor,
Sashay right on outa the door.
Out the door and in to the glade,
And everybody promenade.

(Bugs prances outside, fiddling for all he's worth.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Step right up, you're doin' fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war.

(The beard tug of war gets the brothers onto a wooden bridge. Bugs snips
their beards with scissors so they lose their grip and fall off of the bridge
into a stream.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Now into the brook and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about.
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out.

(The brothers promenade out of the stream onto dry land, dripping.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Shake like a hound dog, shake again,
Wallow 'round in the ol' pig pen.

(The brothers jump into a nearby hog waller.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Wallow some more, you all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow.

(The boys stand up in the mud. They both have a pig dance partner now.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right-left grand.
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
Follow through with an elbow swing.

(The brothers lose their new partners and return to dry land.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.
Wop him low and wop him high,
Stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground.

(Bugs continues to fiddle away.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Promenade all around the room,
Promenade like a bride and groom.

(Bugs leads the boys to a hay baler machine. He opens a door in the machine
for them to enter.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Open up the door and step right in,
Close the door and into a spin.
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,

(Bugs throws a switch, turning on the baler.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel.
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just come right out and form a square.

(The "output" of the baler is a large toaster. It "pops", and the boys are
ejected as part of two bales of straw. The scene cuts to a meadow. Bugs is
again leading the brothers (who are no longer "baled") with his calling.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Now right hand over and left hand under,
Both join hands and run like thunder.
Over the hill and over the dale,
Duck your head and lift your tail.

(The call, "duck your head" comes in time for the running brothers to avoid a
low-hanging tree branch. "Lift your tail" gets them safely over a rail
fence.)

BUGS: (Singing.) Don't you stray and don't you roam,
Turn it around and promenade home.

("Turn it around" prevents the boys from running off the edge of a cliff.
They both wipe their brows in relief.

BUGS: (Singing.) Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack,
Turn your partner, promenade back.

(Unfortunately for the brothers, "promenade back" takes them back over the
edge of the cliff. They "walk on air" for a bit before gravity takes over.
Bugs looks over the edge of the cliff at the brothers below. They've landed at
either side of a small stream. He talks to them almost gently

BUGS: And now you're home.
Bow to your partner
Bow to the gent across the hall.

(At the end of their bow, the brothers collapse back into the stream.)

BUGS: And 'dat is all.

(Bugs ends it with a final fiddle flourish. Iris to black...)

(end)

It's even funnier to watch! [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Old 06-10-2002, 05:39 AM   #12
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Me favourite loony tune character: Bugs Bunny!!

2nd favourite: Daffy Duck.

I remember this cartoon - Bugs & Daffy are burrowing to go to Pizmo Beach (wherever that is) when they end up in Ali Baba's cave full of treasure. While Bugs is trying to figure out where he went wrong (Hmm, I should've turned left at Alberqurque), Daffy's eyes widen as he sees the gold...
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Old 06-10-2002, 06:39 AM   #13
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wiley coyote, i'm still hoping that one day he gets that friggin roadrunner, bugs is cool too. I especially liked space jam when MJ became a looney toon himself.
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Old 06-10-2002, 07:46 AM   #14
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the goofey gophers were DA' BOMB back in the day!

They were so polite to eachother the whole time but also saw to terrorizing any villain that shoudl want to destroy their utterly perfect lives...

*about to light a match to ignite a chimney full of gas that would shoot an angry dog trapped inside out of it like a cannon*

"oh you must do this, my brother, i cordially insist!"

"oh heavens no, i couln't possibly, I recomend you do it..."

"No please why don't you... after all you are far better at this sort of thing..."

"oh nononono I asure you that this job is best suited for yoru expertese"

*40 or so scentenses later*

"Well alright fine then i'll just go for it..."

"Go For! ahaha what a cheery pun!"

"oh yes indeed that was an excelent example hahah"

"Tally ho!"

*lights*

*BOOM*

*dog goes flying out of chimney*

*Gophers take a bow*

*cut to the next scene*
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Old 06-10-2002, 08:28 AM   #15
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Roadrunner. I used to love watching Coyote get hit by anvils, blown up, falling off cliffs, etc. In fact, it still cracks me up today. [img]graemlins/blownup.gif[/img]

Daffy Duck was also a favourite. So was Marvin the Martian.

Don't like the new stuff- like Pinky and the Brain and all that.
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Old 06-10-2002, 08:36 AM   #16
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You don't like Pinky and the brain? Fair 'nuff
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Old 06-10-2002, 09:14 AM   #17
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Wile Coyote and Taz are my favourites!Marvin the Martian a close second.
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Old 06-10-2002, 09:15 AM   #18
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Tom the cat because he suffers from propaganda.
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Old 06-10-2002, 10:16 AM   #19
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Elmer Fudd singing

Kill the Wabbit
Kill the Wabbit
With my spear and shiny helmet......
Thunder and lightning in the backround, he's standing on the mountain
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Old 06-10-2002, 01:06 PM   #20
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Elmar Fudd.I go with Angel of Death.Oh and it was spear and magic helmet
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