I found something preety funny

TheGrandSlayer · 11-11-2003, 04:19 PM

Some Like It Hot!

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures (So don't get all pissy at me if your used to Celcius!):

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 - Italian cars don't start.

+32 - Water freezes.

+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice
cream. Canadians go swimming.

+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.

+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed
with you.

+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 - American cars don't start.

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents
cease to exist

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans
shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.

-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your
trip South.

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom
window.

-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay
Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

slicer15 · 11-11-2003, 04:57 PM

LOLOLOL!! I found it great!! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Deejax · 11-12-2003, 04:57 AM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

"You need jumper cables to get the driver going."

This is too funny.

dplax · 11-12-2003, 07:06 AM

Thanks for the laugh.

0- Alaskans put on T-shirts

Stormymystic · 11-12-2003, 10:56 AM

I feel I should be insulted by the Arkansas remark [img]tongue.gif[/img] but it was funny, I know alot of people who did stupid things like that

11-11-2003, 04:19 PM	#1
TheGrandSlayer Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: In front of my computer Age: 32 Posts: 860	Some Like It Hot! What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures (So don't get all pissy at me if your used to Celcius!): +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night. +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. +40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. +35 - Italian cars don't start. +32 - Water freezes. +30 - You plan your vacation to Australia. +25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. +20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South. +15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. +10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going. + 5 - American cars don't start. 0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts. -10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. -25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start. -40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. __________________ [img]\"http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/television/amazing_spider-man/animated_punisher.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Hey Mr.Smith!\"<br />\"Dave...\"<br />\"SPACKER Dave!\"

11-12-2003, 04:57 AM	#3
Deejax Manshoon Join Date: November 15, 2002 Location: Amsterdam Age: 47 Posts: 248	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] LOL [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] "You need jumper cables to get the driver going." This is too funny. __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[firedevil]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/firedevil.gif\" /> Fire...

11-12-2003, 07:06 AM	#4
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 38 Posts: 5,577	Thanks for the laugh. 0- Alaskans put on T-shirts __________________

11-12-2003, 10:56 AM	#5
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	I feel I should be insulted by the Arkansas remark [img]tongue.gif[/img] but it was funny, I know alot of people who did stupid things like that __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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11-11-2003, 04:57 PM	#2
slicer15 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 12, 2002 Location: Banstead, Southeast England Age: 37 Posts: 1,162	LOLOLOL!! I found it great!! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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