Important Hyena Pack Meeting!!! - Page 2

Donut · 10-23-2001, 07:02 AM

Project One: Jokes:

Did you here about the Hyena who ate an Oxo (beef) cube? He became a laughing stock.

Boom Boom!

I have great affinity for the male hyena. I mean, how can you have sex when the female is laughing at you all the time.

What do you call a Laughing Hyena with no sense of humour. Answer: A Hyena!

What do you call a hyena with no legs in a lake. Answer: Bob.

Poems: The boy stood on the burning deck,
His leg was all a'quiver
He coughed, his leg fell off and floated down the river.

Song by REM:Hyena

Night time fell at the opening,
In the final act of the beginning of time.
Hyena take your role, the stage is set.
The town is safe again tonight

Hyena (I see the day ahead)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)

Hyena, sister look to your hand
Man you serve communal interest,
She'll tell you when and where and how and why you'd hurt
A beautiful young lady

Hyena (I see the day ahead)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)

The only thing to fear is fearlessness
The bigger the weapon the greater the fear
Hyena is ambassador to here

Night time fell like the closing
Meager pay, but recognition
Hyena crawls on his belly out
The town is safe again tonight

Hyena (I see the changes, man)
Hyena (Goin' on 'cross the way)
Hyena (I see my road ahead)
Hyena (Don't know if I should stay)
Hyena (I see you holding him,)
Hyena (and all that I've cried through)
Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?)

Something that gets me through the day: Caffiene.

You still got it Donut. Non Legitimae Carborundum!

Thanks, but what have I told you about talking to yourself, and what does that latin stuff mean?

So it's okay for you to talk to yourself then! Roughly translated it means 'don't let the bastards grid you down.

Okay - now go away you are absolutely hatstand!

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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

250 · 10-23-2001, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Hope this is OK with Yorick....

Of course, no need to ask. It's as much your clan as mine

What great ideas Epona.

Leo, you could always join us you know. By virtue of you collation of poetry alone.
You could be Hyena member #250

thanks Hugh, that is a lot compliment fired at my direction,

however, you do realize that those works are not done by me

I shall join one day when I write as well as those

however, I do have a short poem of my own not great, but ackk, o'well, might as well throw it in:

The Dream
O'My dear
Sweetest dream
Moon light
Dozing sky
Spangled with fireflies

You dream
O'My dear
Sweetest dream
Spinetrees
Shining stars
Forever dance, with winds

Sigh...
You, my dear
The one of heavenly
beauty and innocence
Dream with peace

[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 10-23-2001).]

Yorick · 10-23-2001, 07:05 AM

I got that Leo. Collation is collecting, not creating. It still stands. Many Bards learnt works rather than write them.

Donut, as ever you are a classic.

A scream.

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Epona · 10-23-2001, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 250:
thanks Hugh, that is a lot compliment fired at my direction,
however, you do realize that those works are not done by me
I shall join one day when I write as well as those

however, I do have a short poem of my ownnot great, but ackk, o'well, might as well throw it in:

The Dream
O'My dear
Sweetest dream
Moon light
Dozing sky
Spangled with fireflies

You dream
O'My dear
Sweetest dream
Spinetrees
Shining stars
Forever dance, with winds

Sigh...
You, my dear
The one of heavenly
beauty and innocence
Dream with peace

Wow, that's beautiful! Haunting too, in a good way.
You would be a very worthy hyena IMO.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

[This message has been edited by Epona (edited 10-23-2001).]

Yorick · 10-23-2001, 07:09 AM

Hey Leo you wrote one! Awesome.

Donut you grab him by the head and I'll grab his feet. We'll make a Hyena of him yet.

Epona. You are a champion. You should be 'Secretary of Pack' or 'Lord High-Ena Chancellor' or something

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250 · 10-23-2001, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
Wow, that's beautiful! Haunting too, in a good way.
You would be a very worthy hyena IMO.

thank you! thats a lot encouragement!!

so am I in?

everyone? anyone? lol

Kaz · 10-23-2001, 07:11 AM

Wow! *drags 250 over to the poetry thread* now you post that there!
Seriously, would you care to maybe maybe join the Once Upon A Paper forum? New members needed DESPERATELY... this goes to any other writers/poets out there too!
We could hold a 40-members party.
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Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe
Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG)
Magess of Lady Lioness' Court
Saint of the SoS
Historian of IW
Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati
Lux omnis est
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Epona · 10-23-2001, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:

Epona. You are a champion. You should be 'Secretary of Pack' or 'Lord High-Ena Chancellor' or something

Well, I like organising other people. Not so good at organising me.

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

Epona · 10-23-2001, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 250:
thank you! thats a lot encouragement!!
so am I in? everyone? anyone? lol

I think that means you're in

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

250 · 10-23-2001, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
I think that means you're in

YAY!!! **make a cowboy fashioned manuver** yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

party on people

**whispers to Kaz** don't worry, buddy, that poem is all I got. you don't really need me

but don't tell the LHs ok? thanks

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10-23-2001, 07:02 AM	#11
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Project One: Jokes: Did you here about the Hyena who ate an Oxo (beef) cube? He became a laughing stock. Boom Boom! I have great affinity for the male hyena. I mean, how can you have sex when the female is laughing at you all the time. What do you call a Laughing Hyena with no sense of humour. Answer: A Hyena! What do you call a hyena with no legs in a lake. Answer: Bob. Poems: The boy stood on the burning deck, His leg was all a'quiver He coughed, his leg fell off and floated down the river. Song by REM:Hyena Night time fell at the opening, In the final act of the beginning of time. Hyena take your role, the stage is set. The town is safe again tonight Hyena (I see the day ahead) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) Hyena, sister look to your hand Man you serve communal interest, She'll tell you when and where and how and why you'd hurt A beautiful young lady Hyena (I see the day ahead) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) The only thing to fear is fearlessness The bigger the weapon the greater the fear Hyena is ambassador to here Night time fell like the closing Meager pay, but recognition Hyena crawls on his belly out The town is safe again tonight Hyena (I see the changes, man) Hyena (Goin' on 'cross the way) Hyena (I see my road ahead) Hyena (Don't know if I should stay) Hyena (I see you holding him,) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) Something that gets me through the day: Caffiene. You still got it Donut. Non Legitimae Carborundum! Thanks, but what have I told you about talking to yourself, and what does that latin stuff mean? So it's okay for you to talk to yourself then! Roughly translated it means 'don't let the bastards grid you down. Okay - now go away you are absolutely hatstand! ------------------ Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win! Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

10-23-2001, 07:05 AM	#13
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	I got that Leo. Collation is collecting, not creating. It still stands. Many Bards learnt works rather than write them. Donut, as ever you are a classic. A scream. ------------------

10-23-2001, 07:09 AM	#15
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Hey Leo you wrote one! Awesome. Donut you grab him by the head and I'll grab his feet. We'll make a Hyena of him yet. Epona. You are a champion. You should be 'Secretary of Pack' or 'Lord High-Ena Chancellor' or something ------------------

10-23-2001, 07:11 AM	#17
Kaz Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: August 16, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 2,891	Wow! drags 250 over to the poetry thread now you post that there! Seriously, would you care to maybe maybe join the Once Upon A Paper forum? New members needed DESPERATELY... this goes to any other writers/poets out there too! We could hold a 40-members party. ------------------ Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) Magess of Lady Lioness' Court Saint of the SoS Historian of IW Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati Lux omnis est Once Upon A Paper Writer's Forum [This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 10-23-2001).]

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