Cloudy's Cafe, a conversation zone, August 3, 2003

[antryg]

Originally posted by Horatio: quote: Originally posted by johnny: Well, there's always me. No, she isn't gone, she just isn't that much online anymore, work and all, you know ? Pretty selfish of Willow to abandon us for a job, don't you think ?

Damn right it is. I've got a good mind to fume unnecessarily! Wait, you don't think her rash behaviour will inspire others to revert back to their social lives, do you? Because I don't think I could handle that [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

And the day I call you the voice of reason is the day Cloudy hires Timber, Magik and antryg to perform a tribute gig for the chippendales at the cafe [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]It doesn't matter anyway because I won't do any more tributes for those guys. The last time they threw matches at me after I had oiled up for the dance number.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by mysticelt: quote: Originally posted by wellard: quote: Originally posted by Kakero: Is there any day where Johnny is free of beers? guess not.

Cast not assertions that Johnny is some booze-addled drunk. Johnny is way beyond that. He is a true worshiper of beer, nay a high priest none the less!

High priests do not get drunk or even unruly. No they worship beer, marvel at its various forms and tastes, its colour and texture. They are knowledgeable about its history, the fine art of brewing, the traditions and local customs of beer drinking around the world. They know the dangers of consuming too much or too little. They are aware of the benefits of anticipation as a beer is poured slowly into a chilled glass; it's head frothing to the top in a crescendo of bubbles. Then that first mouthful after a week of thirst and longing .... ahhhhhhh

Verily I say onto you fellow brethren, gather round while Johnny passes us some wisdom from the holy cask of beer drinking memories!


SPEAK TO US OH JOHHNY!


The crowd sat at johhnys feet go quite and wait for wise words on the religion that is beer. [/QUOTE]Sorry Well-Ard!

Cloudy just didn't appreciate the "DRAMA" and ACTING SKILL that went into your beautiful, impassioned post! [/QUOTE]Umm...she didn't? Uh..did I miss something? I'm confused! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Besides, I was distracted by the thought of the twinkletoes dance troupe mentioned above... hehe!

[wellard]

Originally posted by mysticelt: Sorry Well-Ard! Cloudy just didn't appreciate the "DRAMA" and ACTING SKILL that went into your beautiful, impassioned post!

Why thank you ma'am [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] I was just going to defend Johnny *not that he is not capable* and a Kerouac state of constant prose and imagery came out in reams. Must have been the beer [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

As my emerald dragon comes to the end of it's life I have looked back on my first posts, usually 2 words total and spelt wrong [img]tongue.gif[/img] taking an hour each to compose. Now my 2 fingers go at the speed of light [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Gee I'm almost becoming nostalgic for my Emerald dragon [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

[Sigmar]

Originally posted by Horatio: Absence Without Official Leave. Of course, she doesn't need to ASK for leave [img]tongue.gif[/img] But I was just missing that voice of reason [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Now's the chance to run rampant with spam [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] ...but it doesn't seem worth it if there's no one there to keep it in check >_<

Isn't that vierd!

[johnny]

If it's the occasional whack in the head with that stick, i'd be happy to look after that while she's gone.

[Sigmar]

Originally posted by johnny: If it's the occasional whack in the head with that stick, i'd be happy to look after that while she's gone.

Give it a try then, but remember you can't use The Willow stick, thats protected by international copyright laws.

...Oh yeah the spam. G'day chaps, how's bout's a half gallon of dwarf beards, eh? Pukka pie!

*braces for impact*

[johnny]

International copyright ? [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

[Sigmar]

Originally posted by johnny: International copyright ? [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

Oh boy, you've gone and done it now! Before you know it there's gonna be a knock on your door, and then in less time then it takes for you to say "hamburgers ain't got no ham in 'em" there'll be a couple of lawyers informing you of your breach of international copyright laws.

That was a good swing though, it would have made Willow proud!

[johnny]

I simply wouldn't answer the door. Problem solved. [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img]

[Cristian]

Playing Ragnarök Online.... dont have time to chat.... love Ragnarök.... Love ....