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Dreamer128 · 04-14-2003, 03:59 PM

http://www.bash.org gives a new meaning to the word 'evil'. Basicly, it is a collection of Chat Quotes. Here are some good ones;

#4780 +(848)- [X]

do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
who?
center for disease control
i said WHO
what? i'm asking you
World Health Organization

#1964 +(847)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) f**k you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

#993 +(837)- [X]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

#36 +(72)- [X]

wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?

#369 +(1527)- [X]

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-

#1069 +(871)- [X]

what the ■■■■
i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
brbrb

#9322 +(1350)- [X]

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

#8102 +(1211)- [X]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

#3936 +(1101)- [X]

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

#4680 +(985)- [X]

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?

#2635 +(927)- [X]

'fo sheezy.
what the f*ck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

#3630 +(892)- [X]

omg i love this song
Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

Gnarf · 04-14-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 04-14-2003, 04:31 PM

Very funny stuff, but please omit the profanity, and read the TOS!

Iron_Ranger · 04-14-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreamer128:

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
[/i]

ROFL!!

That was the first time I actaully laughed out loud in a while from reading someting off the internet.

Kakero · 04-14-2003, 08:01 PM

lol, those are funny. somehow the nicks seems awfully familiar.

Dreamer128 · 04-15-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
Very funny stuff, but please omit the profanity, and read the TOS!

Did my best to find the least offensive, and applied some censorship [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 04-15-2003, 04:37 PM

You forgot the one that went something like, "Did you know 90% of chicks are into cybering?" "Yeah, and the other 10% are actually girls."

Dreamer128 · 04-15-2003, 04:53 PM

There are plenty I forgot. Feel free to add them.. if the language used isn't too bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 04-15-2003, 11:34 PM

www.bash.org ... definately one of the funniest sites on the internet.

Ziroc · 04-16-2003, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Ranger:

Quote:
Originally posted by Dreamer128:

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
[/i]

ROFL!!

That was the first time I actaully laughed out loud in a while from reading someting off the internet. [/QUOTE]LOL! Aawwwwhh god... silly.

04-15-2003, 04:37 PM	#7
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	You forgot the one that went something like, "Did you know 90% of chicks are into cybering?" "Yeah, and the other 10% are actually girls." __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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04-14-2003, 03:59 PM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	http://www.bash.org gives a new meaning to the word 'evil'. Basicly, it is a collection of Chat Quotes. Here are some good ones; #4780 +(848)- [X] do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC? who? center for disease control i said WHO what? i'm asking you World Health Organization #1964 +(847)- [X] [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) fk you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house? #993 +(837)- [X] serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? ReDPriest:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com serluny:i cant download it something is wrong #36 +(72)- [X] wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create? #369 +(1527)- [X] Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. well, you can stil get one from a strange country :- #1069 +(871)- [X] what the ■■■■ i think the icecream truck just hit a kid brbrb #9322 +(1350)- [X] Ouroboros: lets play Pong Ok. \| . . \| \| . . \| \| . \| . Whoops #8102 +(1211)- [X] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! * glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) #3936 +(1101)- [X] <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.. <+Christin1> how do i do that #4680 +(985)- [X] can you guys see what I type? no, raize How do I set it up so you can see it? #2635 +(927)- [X] 'fo sheezy. what the fck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were. #3630 +(892)- [X] omg i love this song Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

04-14-2003, 04:31 PM	#3
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Very funny stuff, but please omit the profanity, and read the TOS! __________________

04-14-2003, 08:01 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	lol, those are funny. somehow the nicks seems awfully familiar.

04-15-2003, 04:53 PM	#8
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	There are plenty I forgot. Feel free to add them.. if the language used isn't too bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-15-2003, 11:34 PM	#9
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	www.bash.org ... definately one of the funniest sites on the internet. __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

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