What's up with Lord Binky the Bufoon?

n00body · 10-18-2002, 10:20 AM

He's that clownish (well to me anyway) looking guy who mocks you at the Nashkel carnival...it looks like he has some sort of spell cast on him...anyone know what it is and/or who this kook is? [img]smile.gif[/img]

I wish my name was Baggins · 10-21-2002, 05:32 PM

Just one more KAK creep wandering around the Sword Coast trying to start trouble for Kobolds.

Lord Brass · 10-21-2002, 08:17 PM

Nonsense! He is merely wearing a Cloak of Scintillating Colours, that's all. (With his attitude towards people, he needs it.)

mumble...grumble...slanderous BYOB tosh...complain...mumble...

SecretMaster · 10-21-2002, 10:59 PM

Mr. Baggins, are you going to blame every weird experiance in BG on people blaming the kobolds?

Morgeruat · 11-01-2002, 09:33 AM

it sounds like a good idea to me, if people would just help the kobolds then life would be better for all. for instance I was RPing a Palachick in PnP once upon a while ago, and we got set upon in a cave at night by about 20 kobolds, being fairly high level adventurers (who constantly outsmarted the DM) we slaughtered them for impinging on us, except for one, a poor kobold by the name of Fuzzy Lumpkins, I took it upon myself to train him in knightly honor, and eventually everyone in the party thought
1) I was mad,
2) I was having improper relations with my squire (mr B.) or
3) That I was grooming a new character for myself for when the party tried sacrificing me to a red dragon for bringing a village of angry gnolls (around 250 give or take) down on us.

in the end the kobold became a paladin (when the GM switched to 3e d&d) and became a champion for kobold rights

{editted because a friend reminded me what the kobolds real name was}

[ 11-01-2002, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

Grungi · 11-01-2002, 10:49 AM

i think you and baggins should seek counselling [img]smile.gif[/img] preferably together [img]tongue.gif[/img] (motions to the men in white coats behind him "its okay lads, we'll get em at the same time")

10-18-2002, 10:20 AM	#1
n00body Dungeon Master Join Date: August 20, 2002 Location: North Carolina Age: 43 Posts: 96	He's that clownish (well to me anyway) looking guy who mocks you at the Nashkel carnival...it looks like he has some sort of spell cast on him...anyone know what it is and/or who this kook is? [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ \"...And now let love bleed, deeper and darker than the seas of hell!\"<br /> -- Lynx from Chrono Cross<br />(er...I THINK that quote is correct <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

10-21-2002, 05:32 PM	#2
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 51 Posts: 463	Just one more KAK creep wandering around the Sword Coast trying to start trouble for Kobolds. __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

10-21-2002, 08:17 PM	#3
Lord Brass Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 17, 2001 Location: Good ol\' Blighty Age: 52 Posts: 913	Nonsense! He is merely wearing a Cloak of Scintillating Colours, that's all. (With his attitude towards people, he needs it.) mumble...grumble...slanderous BYOB tosh...complain...mumble... __________________ <b>I\'ve submitted to the Choc!</b>

11-01-2002, 09:33 AM	#5
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	it sounds like a good idea to me, if people would just *help* the kobolds then life would be better for all. for instance I was RPing a Palachick in PnP once upon a while ago, and we got set upon in a cave at night by about 20 kobolds, being fairly high level adventurers (who constantly outsmarted the DM) we slaughtered them for impinging on us, except for one, a poor kobold by the name of Fuzzy Lumpkins, I took it upon myself to train him in knightly honor, and eventually everyone in the party thought 1) I was mad, 2) I was having improper relations with my squire (mr B.) or 3) That I was grooming a new character for myself for when the party tried sacrificing me to a red dragon for bringing a village of angry gnolls (around 250 give or take) down on us. in the end the kobold became a paladin (when the GM switched to 3e d&d) and became a champion for kobold rights {editted because a friend reminded me what the kobolds real name was} [ 11-01-2002, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ] __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

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10-21-2002, 10:59 PM	#4
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	Mr. Baggins, are you going to blame every weird experiance in BG on people blaming the kobolds?

11-01-2002, 10:49 AM	#6
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 46 Posts: 1,446	i think you and baggins should seek counselling [img]smile.gif[/img] preferably together [img]tongue.gif[/img] (motions to the men in white coats behind him "its okay lads, we'll get em at the same time")

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