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09-21-2001, 08:52 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 48
Posts: 14,759
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Real Bumber Stickers
Dain bramaged Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Boldly going nowhere CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? Axe me about Ebonics CATS The other white meat Don't be sexist - broads hate that I'm an imbecile and I vote Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ***? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you! ------------------  Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth  Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu. |
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09-21-2001, 09:07 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: September 6, 2001
Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 2,767
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I had one on my old car (before it got totalled) - it read "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my @$$!"
I have one on my current car that reads: Is there an excuse for you? ------------------  The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) *Member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair. Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy  *(when G is behaving)  "Allright! We'll call it a draw." |
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09-21-2001, 11:59 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 48
Posts: 14,759
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My favorite has always been,,,
1 million sperm...and you were the fastest   ------------------ Member of the OHF and Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu. |
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09-22-2001, 12:20 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Scotland
Posts: 2,788
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't and If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children for some strange reason tickle my fancy at present.
Then again, it is well past my bedtime - g'night all  ------------------ Regards Mouse [This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 09-22-2001).] |
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09-22-2001, 09:40 PM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Scotland
Age: 38
Posts: 4,418
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Quote:
 ------------------  Within the jungle of my deepest emotion, With a coat resplendant in a golden sheen, Swiftly hunting my tender love, Stalks the regal, Feline Queen |
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09-22-2001, 09:40 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: Ant Hill
Age: 49
Posts: 2,397
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The loggers like this one: (and as a former planter it rings true for me too)
Forestry Feeds my Family. Now we got a hold of one of these bumper stickers and did a little mod: Forestry Feeds my Family...We eat wood chips... |
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09-22-2001, 09:45 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
Age: 36
Posts: 5,837
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 I knew I should have dyed my hair red...  ------------------  Lil' Angel  Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and resident storyteller at Cloudy's Cafe Bestest Mate of the Cyan Knight Lady of Jerome, The Fallen Paladin Assistant and Apprentice to the Great Spammer Cloudy Honored Friend of the Warrior SSJ4Sephiroth, and the Arch-Mage Jafin |
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09-22-2001, 10:00 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
Age: 36
Posts: 5,837
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LOL!
 I like the "Caution Driver Legally Blonde" ! And if anyone makes a dumb blonde joke...  ------------------ Lil' Angel Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and resident storyteller at Cloudy's Cafe Bestest Mate of the Cyan Knight Lady of Jerome, The Fallen Paladin Assistant and Apprentice to the Great Spammer Cloudy Honored Friend of the Warrior SSJ4Sephiroth |
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09-22-2001, 10:03 PM
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Dracolich
 Join Date: August 28, 2001
Location: Hurricane Valley
Age: 51
Posts: 3,089
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how about : I think it is time for you to pull over and change the
air in your head: Bad cop no donut  I like cat's, They taste just like chicken (no offense lioness) ------------------ Lurking in the shadow's of your dreams,the Ruby Rouge of the ALSB:2gunfire: Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Cafe' 
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09-22-2001, 10:05 PM
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"I drive this way just to piss you off" One of my faves!
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