I Borg!!

Yorick · 07-19-2002, 06:01 PM

I am Hugh and I have broken free from the collective!! Developped my own personality! Become an INDIVIDUAL...... AIEEEEE! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

So, I'm in L.A. Bit of a rough trip here. After my jetlagged week, (and suffering ridicule from same-timezone-early-night-sleepers [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) I went 72 hours with four hours sleep. Last night I had another 5 hours after 22 hours awake. Also, last night, I started finding the Callifornian dialect incomprehensible! Sleep deprivation can do wierd, wierd things to a brain.

Anyway, here I am, in L.A. feeling wierdly familiar with all the gumtrees, beaches, sun and bikini-clan eyecandy drifting by. I walked up and down Venice beach yesterday afternoon, and have checked out Sunset boulevarde, Mullholland drive, and Santa Monica Boulevarde.

Why do I feel like I'm in a movie?

Anyhow, I'm going to a rehearsal so I'd better buzz off.

Guys, Collective guys, I AM missing my jacket!! Unbelievable. That's gone everywhere with me.

Claude, can you post it to my NY address PLEEEAAASE.

Donut, after our discussion, you might like to know that I had a look and found a charity to give to at the airport.

Mel, I read about my poor Bards depanted exploits....

Better go, back soon.

dizzy · 07-19-2002, 07:59 PM

Hey there Yorick! Glad to seeing you are doing so, so uh ok.
I liked your refernce to the Star Trek episode wth Hugh lol good
connection.

The Collective · 07-19-2002, 08:04 PM

Hugh!! So good you've arrived safely! Don't worry, it'll only be a matter of time before the Collective sucks you up and assimilates you again

Yeah, Claude was going to send you the jacket (amazing you forgot it - you were wearing it the first time you visited France, and in Amsterdam as well - you basically lived in the thing

) but she needs the address!! So do I BTW, because you left your card, and I also wanted to send you some of that incense you liked so much [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, by the way, the weather's been great for the last two days - t last!

Scholarcs · 07-19-2002, 09:59 PM

hehe it certainly sounds as if you are jetlagged Yorick! I`m glad you had a good time [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Collective · 07-19-2002, 10:09 PM

Hey Hugh!
Glad you made it back OK, have you come out of hibernation yet? What do you mean early night sleepers, everyone woossed out on me this morning at around 2.30am, the wimps.

As for your jacket, we were going to auction it on e-bay to fund more wodka and Bundy for the Table of Doom. Of course we had to get a feel for the goods, so Donut tried it on and it now has a new vent right the way up the back,

Wolfie tried it on too and it was more than a bit tight across the shoulders so we now reckon you must wear several sweaters to make yourself look bigger

Best of luck with everything, and let me know next time you're in London! Not too many electric fences there, so you should be fairly safe.

Laura

Scholarcs · 07-20-2002, 12:14 AM

Dare I ask about the...electirc fence? oh dear oh dear I knew we shouldn`t have let The Collective go walking in the country...

Yorick · 07-20-2002, 02:37 AM

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Thanks

[img]smile.gif[/img]

The Collective · 07-20-2002, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scholarcs:
Dare I ask about the...electirc fence? oh dear oh dear I knew we shouldn`t have let The Collective go walking in the country...

The borg known as Hugh has an affinity with all things electrical - he has demonstrated moth like tendancies on more than one occasion

The Collective · 07-20-2002, 07:04 AM

Hi ex-Collective Bard ! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Glad you arrived safely - mail me your address and I'll send you back your jacket as soon as I get back from Sweden. [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-19-2002, 06:01 PM	#1
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	I am Hugh and I have broken free from the collective!! Developped my own personality! Become an INDIVIDUAL...... AIEEEEE! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] So, I'm in L.A. Bit of a rough trip here. After my jetlagged week, (and suffering ridicule from same-timezone-early-night-sleepers [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) I went 72 hours with four hours sleep. Last night I had another 5 hours after 22 hours awake. Also, last night, I started finding the Callifornian dialect incomprehensible! Sleep deprivation can do wierd, wierd things to a brain. Anyway, here I am, in L.A. feeling wierdly familiar with all the gumtrees, beaches, sun and bikini-clan eyecandy drifting by. I walked up and down Venice beach yesterday afternoon, and have checked out Sunset boulevarde, Mullholland drive, and Santa Monica Boulevarde. Why do I feel like I'm in a movie? Anyhow, I'm going to a rehearsal so I'd better buzz off. Guys, Collective guys, I AM missing my jacket!! Unbelievable. That's gone everywhere with me. Claude, can you post it to my NY address PLEEEAAASE. Donut, after our discussion, you might like to know that I had a look and found a charity to give to at the airport. Mel, I read about my poor Bards depanted exploits.... Better go, back soon. __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

07-19-2002, 07:59 PM	#2
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	Hey there Yorick! Glad to seeing you are doing so, so uh ok. I liked your refernce to the Star Trek episode wth Hugh lol good connection. __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

07-19-2002, 08:04 PM	#3
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	Hugh!! So good you've arrived safely! Don't worry, it'll only be a matter of time before the Collective sucks you up and assimilates you again Yeah, Claude was going to send you the jacket (amazing you forgot it - you were wearing it the first time you visited France, and in Amsterdam as well - you basically lived in the thing ) but she needs the address!! So do I BTW, because you left your card, and I also wanted to send you some of that incense you liked so much [img]smile.gif[/img] Oh, by the way, the weather's been great for the last two days - t last! __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

07-19-2002, 09:59 PM	#4
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	hehe it certainly sounds as if you are jetlagged Yorick! I`m glad you had a good time [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

07-19-2002, 10:09 PM	#5
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	Hey Hugh! Glad you made it back OK, have you come out of hibernation yet? What do you mean early night sleepers, everyone woossed out on me this morning at around 2.30am, the wimps. As for your jacket, we were going to auction it on e-bay to fund more wodka and Bundy for the Table of Doom. Of course we had to get a feel for the goods, so Donut tried it on and it now has a new vent right the way up the back, Wolfie tried it on too and it was more than a bit tight across the shoulders so we now reckon you must wear several sweaters to make yourself look bigger Best of luck with everything, and let me know next time you're in London! Not too many electric fences there, so you should be fairly safe. Laura __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

07-20-2002, 12:14 AM	#6
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	Dare I ask about the...electirc fence? oh dear oh dear I knew we shouldn`t have let The Collective go walking in the country... __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

07-20-2002, 02:37 AM	#7
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	[img]smile.gif[/img] Thanks [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

07-20-2002, 07:04 AM	#9
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	Hi ex-Collective Bard ! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Glad you arrived safely - mail me your address and I'll send you back your jacket as soon as I get back from Sweden. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

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