Flies

John D Harris · 10-03-2001, 09:51 PM

I stopped at a friends shop the other day and found him
stalkin' around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was gettin any flies, he answered,
"Yeah, 8 males and 12 females."
Curiously, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "8 were on a beer can
and 12 were on the phone."

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DragonMage · 10-04-2001, 06:59 AM

ROTFLMAO!!! Just saw this....very funny you!

I think I need to make a call....

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Silver Cheetah · 10-04-2001, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by John D Harris:
I stopped at a friends shop the other day and found him
stalkin' around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was gettin any flies, he answered,
"Yeah, 8 males and 12 females."
Curiously, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "8 were on a beer can
and 12 were on the phone."

I just can't get enough of them there stereotyping jokes.... Not nearly enough of them in the world.. we are indeed a deprived race, we humans.....

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Ed · 10-04-2001, 07:13 AM

lol, not bad.

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10-03-2001, 09:51 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	I stopped at a friends shop the other day and found him stalkin' around with a flyswatter. When I asked if he was gettin any flies, he answered, "Yeah, 8 males and 12 females." Curiously, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference. He answered, "8 were on a beer can and 12 were on the phone." ------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

10-04-2001, 06:59 AM	#2
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	ROTFLMAO!!! Just saw this....very funny you! I think I need to make a call.... ------------------ The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-04-2001, 07:13 AM	#4
Ed Manshoon Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: London(ish) England Posts: 223	lol, not bad. ------------------ The REAL Minsc/Boo double act ..... Platinum Fighter of ALSB

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