Humorous/Interesting NPC Interations?

Throntar · 07-05-2001, 11:07 AM

Has anyone come across any interesting NPC interactions (between 2 NPCs) that they found funny or otherwise?

I've encountered the following so far:

Anomen & Sarevok:
I forsee them getting into a fight. Saverok told Anomen to quit staring at him or he would, "...pluck your eyeballs out with my sword.". Anomen responded by telling him to go ahead and try it and that he would fry Saverok's undead ass with his holy might (Yah, right!). Gotta keep an eye on those two...

Nalia & Aerie:
Aerie pretty much told Nalia that she broods too much now and asked her why she isn't a nerd anymore. Nalia pretty much responed with, now that she can disintegrate someone with a thought, she has much to think on. She them told Aerie to shut her whiny mouth...hee-hee!

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Larry_OHF · 07-05-2001, 11:43 AM

Aerie asked Mazzy about how hard it was going through life wanting to be a paladin, but never being able to acheive it, and Mazzy responded like "she does the best she can, and Aerie asked if she ever hoped that the world would change and Halflings could be Paladins, and Mazzy smartly responded "It's not like the Gods are going to come up with a 3rd edition to our lives or something!"

Imoen asked Sarevok what was it like to be dead, and he responded, "Don't tell me you have never died! I would imagine Larry would have some sort of credit discount at the temple for your pathetic life!". Imoen shot back that she was a powerful Arch-mage,...

Aerie asked Imoen what it was like to be a Bhaal-spawn, and if she ever thought of evil stuff, and Imoen said that sometimes late at night, she can feel this thing talking inside her, and so she gets up and stalks out a pack of cinnamin crackers. Aerie gets frustrated and asks me to remind Imoen that it is not a game, and I tell her "Well, I found out that the Slayer justs wants a sandwich, ....)

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timberwolf · 07-05-2001, 02:28 PM

*Imoan asked Minsc to get her a hamster
*Arie threaten to fry Sareavok

Glip the Gnome · 07-06-2001, 04:29 AM

ROFL that third edition one is great!

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SSJ4Sephiroth · 07-06-2001, 08:52 AM

Sarevok was telling Minsc to get Boo to stop staring at him, and Sarevok said "...I will not be judged by something that keeps acorns in its cheeks!" where Minsc replied "Food storage aside, who do you think is better? Do you see Boo getting upset over mere glances? No, Boo just curls back up and goes to sleep." Savrevok: "Im still in Hell, arent i?

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Waluin · 07-06-2001, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
Sarevok was telling Minsc to get Boo to stop staring at him, and Sarevok said "...I will not be judged by something that keeps acorns in its cheeks!" where Minsc replied "Food storage aside, who do you think is better? Do you see Boo getting upset over mere glances? No, Boo just curls back up and goes to sleep." Savrevok: "Im still in Hell, arent i?

LOL!!!! so i assume you meet Sarevok in hell? I kinda like this guy

My favorite interaction:
Imoen and Keldorn: Imoen tells Keldorn how he makes her all hot and bothered, and how she wants him so very badly. Keldorn, the ever valiant/innocent paladin good-natured gentlemen, is taken aback with this shamefaced modesty. She then giggles and tells him to relax and take a joke

[This message has been edited by Waluin (edited 07-06-2001).]

07-06-2001, 05:07 PM

Minsc & Aerie:

Minsc asks Aerie if she minds if Boo asks her a question... then recants...
They go back and forth, then Minsc asks Aerie why she isn't performing her "witchly duties"! I thought this was leading somewhere totally different...
Aerie replies that she thought that Minsc was her protector, and that that made her his witch...
Minsc proceeds to tell her about how he has run afoul of a nasty plant and has an itch in a very private area, and that she should be helping to take care of it!!!
Aerie,"I.. ah... I'll see what I can do..."
LOL

Blade Soulreaver · 07-07-2001, 12:19 AM

I had one where Viconia started to hit on Sareavok but started calling him weak when he said "I have died and lived in hell, seen many bad things, but you scare me"

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vesselle · 07-08-2001, 07:53 AM

*lol*

Volo is reading everybodies' bios to them and Immy is just cute as beans.
He calls her a powerful ArchMage and she responds:
"Ooooo an ArchMage! I like the sound of that! But you forgot beautiful. All of the sorceresses in Winthrop's books were beautiful and terrible. Watch, see? See how I flip my hair and glare at you....don't I look evil?"

*lol* actually the whole long long scene with Volo is just wonderful. Minsc is so proud that Boo will be immortalized in the nice man's book and Jaheira basically accuses Volo of being a hack and making up nearly everything he writes!

great stuff!

V***V

Memnoch · 07-08-2001, 10:15 AM

Imoen and Korgan giving each other a bollocking.

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07-05-2001, 11:07 AM	#1
Throntar Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 15, 2001 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 632	Has anyone come across any interesting NPC interactions (between 2 NPCs) that they found funny or otherwise? I've encountered the following so far: Anomen & Sarevok: I forsee them getting into a fight. Saverok told Anomen to quit staring at him or he would, "...pluck your eyeballs out with my sword.". Anomen responded by telling him to go ahead and try it and that he would fry Saverok's undead ass with his holy might (Yah, right!). Gotta keep an eye on those two... Nalia & Aerie: Aerie pretty much told Nalia that she broods too much now and asked her why she isn't a nerd anymore. Nalia pretty much responed with, now that she can disintegrate someone with a thought, she has much to think on. She them told Aerie to shut her whiny mouth...hee-hee! ------------------ Now where did I leave that doughnut?!

07-05-2001, 11:43 AM	#2
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Aerie asked Mazzy about how hard it was going through life wanting to be a paladin, but never being able to acheive it, and Mazzy responded like "she does the best she can, and Aerie asked if she ever hoped that the world would change and Halflings could be Paladins, and Mazzy smartly responded "It's not like the Gods are going to come up with a 3rd edition to our lives or something!" Imoen asked Sarevok what was it like to be dead, and he responded, "Don't tell me you have never died! I would imagine Larry would have some sort of credit discount at the temple for your pathetic life!". Imoen shot back that she was a powerful Arch-mage,... Aerie asked Imoen what it was like to be a Bhaal-spawn, and if she ever thought of evil stuff, and Imoen said that sometimes late at night, she can feel this thing talking inside her, and so she gets up and stalks out a pack of cinnamin crackers. Aerie gets frustrated and asks me to remind Imoen that it is not a game, and I tell her "Well, I found out that the Slayer justs wants a sandwich, ....) ------------------ Devoted member of the Ironworks Loyal guardian of the OHF Member of the *Ancients'* club Witness of the 4,000th post by Cloudposter Currently engaged in the *Throne of Bhaal* expansion set

07-05-2001, 02:28 PM	#3
timberwolf Dungeon Master Join Date: June 6, 2001 Location: Sword Coast Age: 52 Posts: 78	Imoan asked Minsc to get her a hamster Arie threaten to fry Sareavok

07-06-2001, 04:29 AM	#4
Glip the Gnome Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: June 29, 2001 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 6	ROFL that third edition one is great! ------------------ Glip the Gnome Moderator: The Safehouse "Where's My Pants?"

07-06-2001, 08:52 AM	#5
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Sarevok was telling Minsc to get Boo to stop staring at him, and Sarevok said "...I will not be judged by something that keeps acorns in its cheeks!" where Minsc replied "Food storage aside, who do you think is better? Do you see Boo getting upset over mere glances? No, Boo just curls back up and goes to sleep." Savrevok: "Im still in Hell, arent i? ------------------ Proud member of the HADB. And remember, when you're thinking of giant heads, why not think of the Big Giant Head?

07-06-2001, 05:07 PM	#7
MustardStew Guest Posts: n/a	Minsc & Aerie: Minsc asks Aerie if she minds if Boo asks her a question... then recants... They go back and forth, then Minsc asks Aerie why she isn't performing her "witchly duties"! I thought this was leading somewhere totally different... Aerie replies that she thought that Minsc was her protector, and that that made her his witch... Minsc proceeds to tell her about how he has run afoul of a nasty plant and has an itch in a very private area, and that she should be helping to take care of it!!! Aerie,"I.. ah... I'll see what I can do..." LOL

07-07-2001, 12:19 AM	#8
Blade Soulreaver Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 19, 2001 Location: El Cajon Posts: 38	I had one where Viconia started to hit on Sareavok but started calling him weak when he said "I have died and lived in hell, seen many bad things, but you scare me" ------------------ "Life is like shoving a grenade up a chickens ass and seeing how far it can run before it explodes"

07-08-2001, 07:53 AM	#9
vesselle Hathor Join Date: April 6, 2001 Location: the desert Posts: 2,296	lol Volo is reading everybodies' bios to them and Immy is just cute as beans. He calls her a powerful ArchMage and she responds: "Ooooo an ArchMage! I like the sound of that! But you forgot beautiful. All of the sorceresses in Winthrop's books were beautiful and terrible. Watch, see? See how I flip my hair and glare at you....don't I look evil?" lol actually the whole long long scene with Volo is just wonderful. Minsc is so proud that Boo will be immortalized in the nice man's book and Jaheira basically accuses Volo of being a hack and making up nearly everything he writes! great stuff! V***V

07-08-2001, 10:15 AM	#10
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	Imoen and Korgan giving each other a bollocking. ------------------

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