A Story with 3 Morals

Arvon · 07-26-2002, 12:18 PM

A Tale With Three Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story:

1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

3 ) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

dizzy · 07-26-2002, 12:35 PM

hehe cool lol

Sir Goulum · 07-26-2002, 01:29 PM

Lol! Thats quite true

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Mojo · 07-26-2002, 01:31 PM

Quite true - yes; quite disturbing - also yes

Ar-Cunin · 07-26-2002, 04:19 PM

Old - but true

07-26-2002, 12:18 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A Tale With Three Morals A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! The morals of this story: 1 ) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy. 2 ) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3 ) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-26-2002, 12:35 PM	#2
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	hehe cool lol __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

07-26-2002, 01:31 PM	#4
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	Quite true - yes; quite disturbing - also yes __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

07-26-2002, 04:19 PM	#5
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	Old - but true __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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07-26-2002, 01:29 PM	#3
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