11-17-2001, 03:44 PM | #1 |
Symbol of Cyric
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[img]graemlins/jamesbond.gif[/img]
"Hello Miss Moneypoundcoin" said James Smiley to his beautiful secertary [img]graemlins/cheer.gif[/img] . "is D in?" "He's in his office James" "Thanks" said Smiley. 007 walked into D's office and said "hello D any tasks for me?" "NO Smiley" said a voice but it wasn't D's. A man turned round and shock horror, his face wasn't yellow [img]graemlins/sakaki.gif[/img] "what have you done with D?" said Smiley You'll find out soon enough said The man :sakaki and ran off. Chapter 2 Bond ran off [img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img] here: to W and asked for an invention to get to a far away island. "Why do you want to go away asked W? "I need to rescue D, he's been kidnapped." * * * Far away on a desert island, D was being tortured. "Glug" spluttered D as he was ducked into he glass jar [img]graemlins/jarswim.gif[/img] "Where's bond?" asked the strange man [img]graemlins/sakaki.gif[/img] "I don't know" [img]graemlins/whome.gif[/img] lied D At that moment, Smiley flew through the window of the room that M was being held in [img]graemlins/tomcat.gif[/img] He then pressed a button and the plane turned into a tank [img]graemlins/tank.gif[/img] The strange man [img]graemlins/sakaki.gif[/img] was hit straight in the face by the giant cork that the tank fired and his whole view on life changed. He became a budhist monk and lived hapily ever after [img]graemlins/happyspoonboy.gif[/img] James Smiley got plastic surgery so that he looked like a cat and changed his name to Choc [img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img] he went to live with a man named Ziroc [img]graemlins/catmilk.gif[/img] and lived happily ever after and helped Ziroc make a small website. I don't know if any one hs heard of it but it's called Ironworks and is meant to be very poular. [img]graemlins/anmflower.gif[/img] CUT! [img]graemlins/director.gif[/img] [ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: Barb ] [ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: Barb ]
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11-17-2001, 03:52 PM | #2 |
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Ok man! Better take care of you before you hurt yourself or someone else!
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11-17-2001, 04:17 PM | #3 |
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Ah. I see you've discovered the Graphics Library.
Now be a good Barb and brig the smileys back. They miss their family... (And keep the stories limited to a single thread) and [img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img] is NOT named James Smiley [img]smile.gif[/img] |
11-17-2001, 04:26 PM | #4 |
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The cat isn't james smiley, he used to be though. When being a double agent got to tireing, he gave it up and became a cat. Don't tell Ziroc, he'd be devestated to find out about choc's past career!
Graphics library, found it ages ago. Never made use of it till now. I will limit the stories to 1 thread. Stay tuned for the next in the James Smiley series. It's called Yellow finger. Smiley comes out of retirement, runs away from Ziroc (for 1 day) gets plastic surgery to be small and yellow, completes a missionn, and then gets plastic surgery again to become a cat once more. He charges his plastic surgery bill to Ziroc's American Express card. They have a row and then Ziroc apoligies profusely for ever falling out with Choc and promises to put £0 more Choc smileies on the graphics library.
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