Women and cats...

Bungleau · 02-27-2006, 03:32 PM

From Pfitz's Pfunnies, as found by a friend...

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

[img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img]

Go figure....

Cloudbringer · 02-27-2006, 03:39 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] My cats are laughing at this vicariously.

TheCrimsomBlade · 02-27-2006, 04:02 PM

I called to my wife to come read this
post and she socked me and walked back
into the den? Go figure!

We are owned by 9 indoor cats. Guess
who cleans the cat box every mourning
and every day after work. Thats right
TheCrimson Poop Scoop?
[img]graemlins/oth30.gif[/img]

robertthebard · 02-27-2006, 07:23 PM

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Probably the worse because it's true.

Kakero · 02-27-2006, 07:36 PM

Yeah LOL, such a double standard. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-28-2006, 02:24 AM

Well, cats take exquisite care of their fur.

Ilander · 02-28-2006, 02:34 AM

As do I

Iron Greasel · 02-28-2006, 05:54 AM

Because cats are cute. They're selfish, arrogant and lazy, they brutally murder (and sometimes torture to death) everything smaller than them for fun, and still it's really hard to hate them.

burnzey boi · 02-28-2006, 08:59 AM

Don't make me tell my dog - cat jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Raistlin Majere · 03-02-2006, 04:36 PM

I'm putting my money on the purring..women always go all "awwww" when cats start to purr

02-27-2006, 03:32 PM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	From Pfitz's Pfunnies, as found by a friend... I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. [img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] Go figure.... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

02-27-2006, 03:39 PM	#2
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] My cats are laughing at this vicariously. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

02-27-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
TheCrimsomBlade Lord Ao Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: Winchester ,Virginia , United States Age: 71 Posts: 2,081	I called to my wife to come read this post and she socked me and walked back into the den? Go figure! We are owned by 9 indoor cats. Guess who cleans the cat box every mourning and every day after work. Thats right TheCrimson Poop Scoop? [img]graemlins/oth30.gif[/img] __________________ Remember these are just games so don't get too upset when you get your ass handed to you in a hat box

02-27-2006, 07:23 PM	#4
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 60 Posts: 4,537	That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Probably the worse because it's true. __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Good Music: Here. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

02-28-2006, 02:24 AM	#6
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	Well, cats take exquisite care of their fur. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

02-27-2006, 07:36 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Yeah LOL, such a double standard. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

02-28-2006, 02:34 AM	#7
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,820	As do I __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

02-28-2006, 05:54 AM	#8
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 35 Posts: 1,701	Because cats are cute. They're selfish, arrogant and lazy, they brutally murder (and sometimes torture to death) everything smaller than them for fun, and still it's really hard to hate them. __________________

02-28-2006, 08:59 AM	#9
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 33 Posts: 800	Don't make me tell my dog - cat jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

03-02-2006, 04:36 PM	#10
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	I'm putting my money on the purring..women always go all "awwww" when cats start to purr __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

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