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06-17-2004, 03:52 AM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
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Jesus, that was hilarious! Here's some more traits:
1. You use the Staff of Power as a walking stick or a grill rod. 2. You believe that potion durations are cumulative(but I drank sixteen potions of Invulnerability!). 3. You cut your hair with +5 Scissors of Munchkin Dexterity. 4. You possess a gaze attack. 5. You think that 18/00 strenght is actually 1800. 6. You insist of wielding dual greatswords because of your strenght. 7. You throw away useless +8 Bastard Swords of Disaster.
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06-17-2004, 03:55 AM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
 Join Date: January 18, 2002
Age: 38
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I must have that song
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06-17-2004, 05:32 AM
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Zartan
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Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
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lol, these are great, love the song too!
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06-17-2004, 07:32 AM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
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ROFLMAO...That is a hilarious song, and all too true.
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06-17-2004, 08:19 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: June 10, 2004
Location: walking down the street
Age: 77
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06-17-2004, 02:47 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: October 30, 2003
Location: Washington, United States
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That's where I got this list from, look down past the first 120 munchkin scenarios.
lol, that song had me really chuckling!
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06-17-2004, 09:52 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: May 21, 2004
Location: Here, or there abouts.
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I've never actually played DnD, only BG/IWD games based on it, but I will attempt a 'you may be a munchkin if...' based on that...
-You are not a muchkin if your lawful neutral human fighter's patron deity is Helm. -You may be a munchkin if your lawful neutral human fighter's best mate is Helm. -You are a munchkin if your lawful neutral human fighter's simulacrum is Helm.
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06-17-2004, 10:18 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 23, 2003
Location: Canada
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Who's Orcus?
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06-17-2004, 11:34 PM
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Manshoon
Join Date: October 30, 2003
Location: Washington, United States
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Well I actually never played DnD PnP until AFTER I had played BG/IWD. [img]smile.gif[/img]
off topic: I think that Orcus is a major a demon lord But of course I could be wrong. Here's a picture of him from WotC. 
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06-18-2004, 07:25 AM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
Join Date: June 10, 2004
Location: walking down the street
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What a nice looking fellow.
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