You've played too much BG and IWD when... - Page 5

Staralfur · 04-28-2002, 08:00 PM

*You have to do a full uninstall, and give the cds to a friend to hide because you need to revise for your exams.

*You keep thinking you'll go to bed when you finish the next quest.

*Or perhaps the next one.

*You somehow have defied general relativity, because it can't be 4am again.

*You find out the hard way that there is no reload after pick pocketing someone.

*You listen for a change in background music to tell you something exciting is about to happen.

*BG/IWD is recognised as a 'very frequently used program' by windows, within 2 days of installing it.

*You start making plans about what you would do if you actually met a dragon.

*You start avoiding crypts that have a strange voice telling you to find gold body parts (or is that just me)

*You stop posting at IW.

Sir Goulum · 04-28-2002, 08:42 PM

1. You try and break into Buckingham Palace thinking it is ridden by trolls and people need youre help.

2. You forget to eat.

3. You tape a 'rest' sign on your wall to press it before you go to sleep.

mistral4543 · 04-28-2002, 08:42 PM

...your voice is a perfect imitation of Minsc's "WHAT?!" whenever someone tries to draw you away from your game.

... you want dual wield the Celestial Fury and the Daystar at anyone who's being mean.

... you wish you can hurl minute meteors as an annoying person approaches you.

... you wish you can cast shadow door to disappear from boring and ineffective meetings.

LennonCook · 04-28-2002, 10:16 PM

When playing the game isnt fun anymore.

Iluvatar Oakenshield · 04-29-2002, 08:03 PM

- When you try using a CluaConsole to make your ex become interested in you again.

- When you come home from a long vacation and the first thing you do is check your basement to see if there are any dopplegangers.

- When you take your ald baseball CLUB to a gunstore and ask the storekeep if he can identify it for ya

- When you're going out with your friends while one of them is not quite ready yet and you hear an ethereal voice in your head that says "You must gather your party before venturing forth"

- When the first thing you do if invited into somebody's house for the first time is checking every box, bookcase, drawer, etc. to see if there is money in it.

Sir Goulum · 04-29-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LennonCook:
When playing the game isnt fun anymore.

Too true!

Black Knight · 04-29-2002, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Staralfur:
**You find out the hard way that there is no reload after pick pocketing someone.

Snicker - bad Staralfur...

Quote:

Originally posted by Staralfur:
**You listen for a change in background music to tell you something exciting is about to happen.

Change in - meaning you HAVE background music to begin with? [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-28-2002, 08:00 PM	#41
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	You have to do a full uninstall, and give the cds to a friend to hide because you need to revise for your exams. You keep thinking you'll go to bed when you finish the next quest. Or perhaps the next one. You somehow have defied general relativity, because it can't be 4am again. You find out the hard way that there is no reload after pick pocketing someone. You listen for a change in background music to tell you something exciting is about to happen. BG/IWD is recognised as a 'very frequently used program' by windows, within 2 days of installing it. You start making plans about what you would do if you actually met a dragon. You start avoiding crypts that have a strange voice telling you to find gold body parts (or is that just me) You stop posting at IW. __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

04-29-2002, 08:03 PM	#45
Iluvatar Oakenshield Manshoon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: The Mighty Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 195	- When you try using a CluaConsole to make your ex become interested in you again. - When you come home from a long vacation and the first thing you do is check your basement to see if there are any dopplegangers. - When you take your ald baseball CLUB to a gunstore and ask the storekeep if he can identify it for ya - When you're going out with your friends while one of them is not quite ready yet and you hear an ethereal voice in your head that says "You must gather your party before venturing forth" - When the first thing you do if invited into somebody's house for the first time is checking every box, bookcase, drawer, etc. to see if there is money in it. __________________ "Wherever she dwells I will bid a farewell sigh For she dwells with beauty - beauty that must die And deep inside me I will wait for her return To her enchanting, awe-inspiring flame I'll yearn O lust and rueful thought be mine, My soul enhanced, desires... Melancholy. My heart is thine." Schwadorf, Empyrium '97

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04-28-2002, 08:42 PM	#42
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	1. You try and break into Buckingham Palace thinking it is ridden by trolls and people need youre help. 2. You forget to eat. 3. You tape a 'rest' sign on your wall to press it before you go to sleep.

04-28-2002, 08:42 PM	#43
mistral4543 Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: House of Freelight Age: 47 Posts: 3,159	...your voice is a perfect imitation of Minsc's "WHAT?!" whenever someone tries to draw you away from your game. ... you want dual wield the Celestial Fury and the Daystar at anyone who's being mean. ... you wish you can hurl minute meteors as an annoying person approaches you. ... you wish you can cast shadow door to disappear from boring and ineffective meetings.

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LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	When playing the game isnt fun anymore.

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