Careers

[John D Harris]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I
just couldn't concentrate.

Then I opened a tree trimming business, but my business didn't branch out.

I would have been a farmer, but I couldn't hoe the line.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it so
they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was
a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but I found it wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
!
Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my
net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.

I got a job at the zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up
to it.

So then I got employment at a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for
the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of searching for a steady job I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.

Then I worked for Starbucks, but the job was a real grind.

So I ended my career by flying. My wife always told
me I wasn't well grounded.

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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"

[John D Harris]

Bumping for selfish reasons