The Boogre Bar! - Page 9

Jafin · 09-08-2001, 12:32 AM

Alright Tanda, you can be a waitress, just remember, no poisoning anyone unless I say so.

I also need a stable-boy (or girl

) for those uber-horses. And I think a bouncer would also be a job that needs filling quickly (for when Ryanamur gets frustrated). An assistant here at the bar would also be much appreciated. Anyone for these jobs?

-Jafin

Liliara · 09-08-2001, 01:40 AM

I would be happy to apply for the position of bouncer.

Resume:

Half elf fighter, chaotic good

Doesn't stand for big guys picking on little guys or little guys starting with big guys just because they think someone will stick up for them.

Like I said, I'd be happy to help. My hours would be U.S. time 10 pm - 2 am give or take

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Jafin · 09-08-2001, 02:08 AM

Your resume seems promising Liliara. You've got the position for bouncer on the graveyard shift... Now I need one for the day! Anyone willing to take this one? Of course, Liliara will be captain of the bouncers, seniority and all

. Who's up for the earlier hours?

-Jafin

Liliara · 09-08-2001, 02:23 AM

Thank you, Jafin, for your acceptance of my resume. I shall conduct myself in an impartial and fair way. I will not let you down in my service.

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Hobbes · 09-08-2001, 11:24 AM

I want to b A gaurd For sneaky Rogue's THat try to come in, or get out, with people's gold, and Sneaky, Dirty, Good-Fer'nothin Ratlings!

ALso, Any pretty Girl(Whiskah,Human Female, Pretty ELf's Etc.) Will b allowed in!

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I see, i feel, I also Pick my Nose...

Tananda · 09-08-2001, 09:15 PM

Thank you, Jafin, I will do my best to be a diligent waitress

And, here and now I swear not to poison anyone in the bar without special permission from Jafin.
*Tanda thinks that is so convinient for an assassin to be a waitress - a lot of new people to meet, a lot of new contracts to get...

*

Jafin · 09-08-2001, 10:26 PM

Well Hobbes, you can be a guard I suppose but I'd rather you be a bouncer for any trouble makers and the sneaky rogues rather than just keeping sneaky rogues out. If you'd like that job, you've got it. Otherwise I'm afraid you'll just have to remain the resident and most excellent entertainer here at the bar. And remember, you'll be second in command of the bouncers, Liliara is numero uno!

-Jafin

Liliara · 09-08-2001, 11:00 PM

Liliara reporting for duty!

Hello, Hobbes! Welcome aboard!

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Captain of the Boogre Bar's Bouncers

Wyvern · 09-09-2001, 10:31 AM

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09-09-2001, 12:50 PM

Wyv!

Too Funny!

09-08-2001, 09:15 PM	#86
Tananda Elminster Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Spain Age: 48 Posts: 443	Thank you, Jafin, I will do my best to be a diligent waitress And, here and now I swear not to poison anyone in the bar without special permission from Jafin. Tanda thinks that is so convinient* for an assassin to be a waitress - a lot of new people to meet, a lot of new contracts to get...*

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09-08-2001, 12:32 AM	#81
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 39 Posts: 1,132	Alright Tanda, you can be a waitress, just remember, no poisoning anyone unless I say so. I also need a stable-boy (or girl ) for those uber-horses. And I think a bouncer would also be a job that needs filling quickly (for when Ryanamur gets frustrated). An assistant here at the bar would also be much appreciated. Anyone for these jobs? -Jafin

09-08-2001, 01:40 AM	#82
Liliara Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 17, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 874	I would be happy to apply for the position of bouncer. Resume: Half elf fighter, chaotic good Doesn't stand for big guys picking on little guys or little guys starting with big guys just because they think someone will stick up for them. Like I said, I'd be happy to help. My hours would be U.S. time 10 pm - 2 am give or take ------------------

09-08-2001, 02:08 AM	#83
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 39 Posts: 1,132	Your resume seems promising Liliara. You've got the position for bouncer on the graveyard shift... Now I need one for the day! Anyone willing to take this one? Of course, Liliara will be captain of the bouncers, seniority and all . Who's up for the earlier hours? -Jafin

09-08-2001, 02:23 AM	#84
Liliara Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 17, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 874	Thank you, Jafin, for your acceptance of my resume. I shall conduct myself in an impartial and fair way. I will not let you down in my service. ------------------

09-08-2001, 11:24 AM	#85
Hobbes Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: Poulsbo,Washington,USA Posts: 5	I want to b A gaurd For sneaky Rogue's THat try to come in, or get out, with people's gold, and Sneaky, Dirty, Good-Fer'nothin Ratlings! ALso, Any pretty Girl(Whiskah,Human Female, Pretty ELf's Etc.) Will b allowed in! ------------------ I see, i feel, I also Pick my Nose...

09-08-2001, 10:26 PM	#87
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 39 Posts: 1,132	Well Hobbes, you can be a guard I suppose but I'd rather you be a bouncer for any trouble makers and the sneaky rogues rather than just keeping sneaky rogues out. If you'd like that job, you've got it. Otherwise I'm afraid you'll just have to remain the resident and most excellent entertainer here at the bar. And remember, you'll be second in command of the bouncers, Liliara is numero uno! -Jafin

09-08-2001, 11:00 PM	#88
Liliara Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 17, 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 874	Liliara reporting for duty! Hello, Hobbes! Welcome aboard! ------------------ Captain of the Boogre Bar's Bouncers

09-09-2001, 10:31 AM	#89
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	FREE OFFER - FREE INSTALLATION Yes, you read correctly - FREE, 100% absolutely FREE!! Now what exactly is it you can get with this one time only FREE offer?? Not a free lunch - that is for certain - but if you take advantage of this once in a lifetime FREE offer the Wyvern's Just So So Construction company will install 1 Hot Tub Spa filled with Champagne (double the bubbles), 1 tasteful ceiling mural, 1 private employee coffee lounge and 1 wine cellar complete with creaking stairway and we guarantee NO construction mess or your money back!! To take advantage of this amazing offer call within the next 345,360,874,377 minutes!! BUT WAIT - there is more! IF you call within 345,360,874,377 minutes we will install a Squash court out the back at no extra charge!! - Wyvern's Just So So Construction Company - We're not the best but we're there for you!!

09-09-2001, 12:50 PM	#90
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Wyv! Too Funny!

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