12-07-2001, 04:01 PM | #1 |
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I read in some atrocious dutch tabloid the other day that American soldiers have found Bin Laden's mother. Apparently, she was at home, hanging washing on the line (which happened to include Bin Laden's underwear) when she was ignominiously brought in for questioning. Has anyone else heard this? Or can I just put it down to the embarassing quality of mediocre dutch sunday newspapers?
True or not, my girlfriend said she'd give a lot to get a peek at Bin Laden's briefs [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
12-07-2001, 04:27 PM | #2 |
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WHAT?!
Osama has a mother?!! [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] This is truly GRAND news! Runs into next room, *Hey, guys! Osama has a mother!* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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12-07-2001, 07:50 PM | #3 |
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quote: LOL...Doubtful, since, as far as I know, Osama's Momma(HEHE) is the wife of a rather rich industrial contracter in Saudi Arabia. About the only time she would get near the laundry was after it had been cleaned, hung, and was being put on her by a body servant. [img]smile.gif[/img] Bin Laden was stripped of his Saudi citizenship many years ago. The govt there froze all of his assets, and his family disowned him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole IMO.
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12-10-2001, 08:57 AM | #4 |
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I don't know about Mama Osama, but I happened to see a tabloid in the grocery store that stated the Marines have found secret documents (guess they're not secret any more) proving Bin Laden killed Princess Diana!
(I *almost* picked it up for the entertainment factor, but resisted the impulse! )
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12-10-2001, 08:13 PM | #5 |
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nachtrafe. i dont think that there is ANY reason to beproud to live in the usa. actually i think you should be ashamed of what your country does all over the world.
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12-10-2001, 09:10 PM | #6 |
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quote: Troll Alert!
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12-10-2001, 09:26 PM | #7 |
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quote: Sounds like Trolling to me! OH NO! I....think......I've..........been........hooked! I'm..........fighting.........it...........but.... ........ I'll respond in the spirit of your post, so as not to be considered rude. Who died and made you God? Oh yeah and who asked you? BTW, in case that did seem rude, take comfort in the fact that we're very glad you don't live in the US, so you don't have to be ashamed
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12-10-2001, 11:01 PM | #8 |
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quote: Didn't you hear, he actually trained Carlos and he's the one who really tried to assassinate De Gaule!... j/k
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12-11-2001, 02:59 AM | #9 |
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...well, i think beeing part of a nation that started more than 25 Wars in its history (and USA's history is less than 300 Years), should not make you proud (not to mention that most wars have been started by the us)...
...and still the us are provoking war in the world (e.g. china)... ...and am not sure about it, but might it be possible that the US Government actually likes beeing in the state of war..?
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12-11-2001, 03:14 AM | #10 |
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quote: Lord Gabriel, you're entitled to feel the way you do about the US, but please don't tell Nachtrafe how to feel about his country. We respect ALL fellow members here and take a very dim view of attacks directed on a personal basis. I would like discussions here to be held in a spirit of friendship, not animosity. Please also don't come up with inflammatory statements with no substantiation, that is called flamebaiting. Please don't do it again. |
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