Top 28 Things Guys Want Girls To Know:

[Harkoliar]

actually i posted it on a different title but i was wondering about the few replies i got since i found it really funny
so i thought it may be the title indeed that would attract the people into the thread... or maybe the person who makes the thread... but never mind.. here ya go and enjoy

Top 28 Things Guys Want Girls To Know:

1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like dirt, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. Get over it!
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98
degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that
you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just
get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the "no no area" just to see what we would say.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put
it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us
on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach...
and maybe...oh never mind.
28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.




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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: 28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

*cough* I am always right.


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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

[Neb]

Originally posted by Lioness: *cough* I am always right.

We wouldn't dare say otherwise, you're too fewocious.

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Neb: We wouldn't dare say otherwise, you're too fewocious.

I know.

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

[Lifetime]

Originally posted by Lioness: I know.

See how we humor you?

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No-Name Face

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Lifetime: See how we humor you?

Why do I get the feeling they're teasing me again? 'Romey!!!!!!!!

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

[Harkoliar]

gee, thats pretty quick
thanks for the replies Lioness, Neb and lifetime

here is the original link
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...ML/004564.html
so i guess it is indeed the title that counts

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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

Originally posted by Lioness: Why do I get the feeling they're teasing me again? 'Romey!!!!!!!!

Does that mean then, Silky-Paws, you want me to beat them up for you ?



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So long !

R³ aka "The Ramonster"(thanks Sir Tainly) - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks - equally proud to be Moiraine's "permanent advocate" !

Btw, the cow is queuing in the slaughterhouse right now !

[DiabloRex]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: 1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

*cough* right *cough* thats not true, we are bigger pervets than you think we are, and so are they

[This message has been edited by DiabloRex (edited 10-28-2001).]

[Lioness]

I can do that myself Ramon. Thanx. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW

[This message has been edited by Lioness (edited 10-28-2001).]