How can I improve my original writing coursework?

[antryg]

1. plagerize
2. hire a creative writer to do the assignment for you

[Bruce The Aussie]

Originally posted by Kaltia: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] However, as you are a novice, your maniacal laughter can be one of these time-honoured classics- “Aha. Ahaha. Ahahaha. AHAHA!!!!!!!” marks are awarded for those who can pronounce the seven exclamation marks. “Hehhehehehehehehe” is another though usually the mark of a woman, who cannot bring herself to shriek with laughter. Movie fanatics can use the pearl of most film serial killers-“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” and good luck to them.

i would like to say, on behalf of all movie-fanatic, mask wearing, cross-dressing, chainsaw weilding maniacs out there that i am offended you could get something so beloved to us so wrong. nearly everyone on the planet gets this wrong but i was hoping you would get this write. it mWuhahahahaha. unlike most forms of maniacle laughter, this one has no variations. please change it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

nice. i never did this coursework. didn't have time. i was given all of my coursework to do in an 8 week window before the exam. still got mostly C's and B's (wich is very good for me).

[Tancred]

Originally posted by Kaltia: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Odd subject to be doing my original writing but hey [img]tongue.gif[/img] I think i can't improve it anymore but it only got 53 out of 54...anyone tell me what went wrong? A squeak is approved. If a squeak is not possible, order some Acne Rust-Starter from Wile. E. Coyote.

You're not referring to that fine brand of useful Roadrunner-catching equipment, Acme Ltd., are you?

Aside from that... excellent advice. I have my boxer shorts!

Tanc