Jokes, Jokes, and more jokes !!! - Page 2

caleb · 06-06-2001, 07:05 AM

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

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SSJ4Sephiroth · 06-06-2001, 07:29 AM

A magic frog is moving through a forest, and he has never seen any animals in his entire life. He suddenly comes across a bear and a rabbit. Seeing as how these might be the only animals he ever sees, he grants them both three wishes. The bear goes first, saying that he wishes all the bears in the forest to be female. After granting that, the frog then turns to the rabbit, who wishes for a crash helmet. The bear thinks this is stupid, then wishes for all the bears in the next forest to be female. After granting thathe frog then turns to the rabbit again, who wishes for a motorcycle. The bear thinks this too is a stupid wish, as he could just wish for the money to go buy it. For his final wish, the bear wishes for all the bears in the world to be female. After granting his last wish, the frog turns to the rabbit. The rabbit puts on the crash helmet, hops on the motorcycle, revs the engine, and says 'i wish the bear were gay'.

caleb · 06-06-2001, 07:46 AM

Heres another magic frog joke

A guy is seeking of a way to reduce his penis size because its 25 inches! and he cant enjoy himself with a woman. So he seeks out a magic frog in the forest that is rumored to shrink your penis 5 inches if it says no to you so he finds it and asks if it will go out with him and it says no....his penis is 20 inches now so he ask again and the frog gets angry and yells NO...he is at 15 inches and figures 1 more time will be perfect so he ask the frog again and the frog gets enraged and yells HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NO NO AND NO!

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06-06-2001, 07:05 AM	#11
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!" ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

06-06-2001, 07:29 AM	#12
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	A magic frog is moving through a forest, and he has never seen any animals in his entire life. He suddenly comes across a bear and a rabbit. Seeing as how these might be the only animals he ever sees, he grants them both three wishes. The bear goes first, saying that he wishes all the bears in the forest to be female. After granting that, the frog then turns to the rabbit, who wishes for a crash helmet. The bear thinks this is stupid, then wishes for all the bears in the next forest to be female. After granting thathe frog then turns to the rabbit again, who wishes for a motorcycle. The bear thinks this too is a stupid wish, as he could just wish for the money to go buy it. For his final wish, the bear wishes for all the bears in the world to be female. After granting his last wish, the frog turns to the rabbit. The rabbit puts on the crash helmet, hops on the motorcycle, revs the engine, and says 'i wish the bear were gay'.

06-06-2001, 07:46 AM	#13
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	Heres another magic frog joke A guy is seeking of a way to reduce his penis size because its 25 inches! and he cant enjoy himself with a woman. So he seeks out a magic frog in the forest that is rumored to shrink your penis 5 inches if it says no to you so he finds it and asks if it will go out with him and it says no....his penis is 20 inches now so he ask again and the frog gets angry and yells NO...he is at 15 inches and figures 1 more time will be perfect so he ask the frog again and the frog gets enraged and yells HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NO NO AND NO! ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

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