Give it 103%!

John D Harris · 11-01-2001, 10:42 PM

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

Here's to achieving 103% !!

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!

What makes life 100% ??

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

were: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26

Then;

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But;
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However;

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Give it all you've got . . .

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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS
Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

Sir Real · 11-01-2001, 10:46 PM

LOL!!! Hairlious!

Mitro Jellywadder · 11-02-2001, 11:12 AM

Ahh. I always knew I was a hard worker...err..BSer.

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Keeper of Lost Cause
Sazerac Artwork:Limited Edition #145 (Signed)
If things got any better, I'd be twins.

Bahamut · 11-02-2001, 11:17 AM

hmm any other more 'interesting' word that will psyche us up and work our butts of to thy kingdom come?

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Mithril Cavalier of ALSB
You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car! It is not about winning by a mile or by an inch, its about winning.
Once Upon A Paper

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11-01-2001, 10:42 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Here's to achieving 103% !! Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future! What makes life 100% ?? IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then; H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only But; A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % However; B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% Give it all you've got . . . ------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

11-01-2001, 10:46 PM	#2
Sir Real Dungeon Master Join Date: October 9, 2001 Posts: 72	LOL!!! Hairlious!

11-02-2001, 11:12 AM	#3
Mitro Jellywadder Quintesson Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Florida Age: 52 Posts: 1,016	Ahh. I always knew I was a hard worker...err..BSer. ------------------ Keeper of Lost Cause Sazerac Artwork:Limited Edition #145 (Signed) If things got any better, I'd be twins.

11-02-2001, 11:17 AM	#4
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	hmm any other more 'interesting' word that will psyche us up and work our butts of to thy kingdom come? ------------------ Mithril Cavalier of ALSB You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car! It is not about winning by a mile or by an inch, its about winning. Once Upon A Paper

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