Need some excuses for being absent?

Gangrell · 02-06-2005, 10:37 AM

Saw this in another forum, thought I'd share

These are some excuses written by parents as to why their children were absent [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 02-06-2005, 10:44 AM

My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

She is either sick, sarcastic, or just didn't take year 1 English at school.

02-06-2005, 10:45 AM

Three best ones there that knocked me hysterical

Quote:

John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach

My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

good stuff, nice find gangrell

Hivetyrant · 02-06-2005, 10:47 AM

John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach LOL!!!!!
Those are great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 02-06-2005, 10:47 AM

It is hard to belive any of those really, I mean the likes of this is obviously fake:

"Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized."

" Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."

etc. etc.

armageddon272 · 02-06-2005, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

My personla favorrite.

Quote:

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the sh**s.

That one's good too.

Aragorn1 · 02-06-2005, 10:56 AM

Had to be serpent-sized eh? I'm going to my doctor tomorrow to ask to be boa-constrictored.

johnny · 02-06-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

And i don't even know the bastard.

Kakero · 02-06-2005, 05:55 PM

Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor

Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over

My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines

Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps [cramps]

Make me wanna say " the hell... ? "

Sir Degrader · 02-06-2005, 06:12 PM

"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits."

HAHAHA, hilarilious, even funnier was the line through the mispelling of the common bowel movement.

02-06-2005, 10:44 AM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him. She is either sick, sarcastic, or just didn't take year 1 English at school. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-06-2005, 10:47 AM	#5
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	It is hard to belive any of those really, I mean the likes of this is obviously fake: "Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized." " Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault." etc. etc. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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02-06-2005, 10:37 AM	#1
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	Saw this in another forum, thought I'd share These are some excuses written by parents as to why their children were absent [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

02-06-2005, 10:47 AM	#4
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach LOL!!!!! Those are great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

02-06-2005, 10:56 AM	#7
Aragorn1 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 3, 2001 Location: Cornwall England Age: 36 Posts: 1,197	Had to be serpent-sized eh? I'm going to my doctor tomorrow to ask to be boa-constrictored.

02-06-2005, 05:55 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps [cramps] Make me wanna say " the hell... ? "

02-06-2005, 06:12 PM	#10
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits." HAHAHA, hilarilious, even funnier was the line through the mispelling of the common bowel movement.

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