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03-05-2004, 05:27 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
I think a good portion of these came from student's as well... ======================================= My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had ---diahre--- ---dyrea--- ---direathe--- the shits. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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03-05-2004, 05:32 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
Posts: 2,637
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My favorite: Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
lol, true, true! 
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03-05-2004, 09:34 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: July 19, 2003
Location: an expat living in France
Age: 38
Posts: 5,577
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LOL. All of them were great.
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03-05-2004, 10:01 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 8,985
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Lol!
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Thats the best 
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03-05-2004, 10:33 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
Posts: 10,215
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nice excuses. LOL
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03-05-2004, 10:53 PM
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OMG!! that's funny
this one i like...kinda disgusting yet funny Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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03-05-2004, 11:06 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 59
Posts: 1,971
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Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
That one had me LOL!
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03-06-2004, 01:30 AM
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Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
 Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Age: 45
Posts: 2,975
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I can't believe some of those
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03-06-2004, 01:34 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: June 3, 2003
Location: New York
Age: 39
Posts: 3,302
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'Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.' all i can say is...lol [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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03-06-2004, 09:09 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
Posts: 5,556
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Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.
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