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02-07-2003, 08:55 PM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Jack
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now, You can handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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02-08-2003, 03:46 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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okay, I shall memorize all of them and say the same thing when someone ask me the same thing. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-08-2003, 05:52 AM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 2, 2001
Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum
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I've seen this one as a flash-movie once, featuring a very typical wiseguy-ish teacher's voice, which made it quite funny... Unfortunately, I don't have the link to it anymore. Maybe someone else does?
[ 02-08-2003, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: Grojlach ] |
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02-08-2003, 10:22 AM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Age: 33
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lol.I've seen that on a t-shirt before.
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02-08-2003, 10:24 AM
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Ra
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
Age: 35
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ahahahahaahaa that cracked me up Arvon you really did it this time. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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