The BG2 Bar

[Donut]

Originally posted by Charlie: >Charlie and his non combative Monk enter.....Charlie taps bar and shouts< "OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY PINT?...Now let's have a bit of hush, the Monk wants to meditate".

The large druid sitting in the shadows lifts his head. 'I thought I heard Bert, but I was wrong. He was big and he was bad. He lived in the streets because he neither needed nor required board.'

'I think I shall leave now, all this sitting and waiting has tired me out'

Large druid exits left.

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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Heading for Cardiff

The bartender looks at the mess Killer made when he attacked the pot plant, cut it up and tried to feed it to Tancred.

[Bruce The Aussie]

Artemis:"WHERE'S MY ALE!"

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

[Killer]

Killer go upp and sleep and next morning vicona is stil alive and says if you can not die then i imprisoment you for all iternaty Killer cast imprisoment on vicona and start talking to a chicken
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death is the way of life Killer

[Killer]

Killer go upp and sleep and next morning vicona is stil alive and says if you can not die then i imprisoment you for all iternaty Killer cast imprisoment on vicona and start talking to a chicken and says if vicona comes back i just kick she out the bar
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death is the way of life Killer

The Dwarven stout appears in a LARGE tankard in front of Artemis. Killer passed out from the drinnk, so he was transported to a corner to sleep it off
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Then, a beautiful woman glowing in light walks in -
"LORD SHIELD!! Just WHAT is your obsession with bars? Ever since that debacle when you opened up the wine bar you've beend doing this"
Lord Shield tries to explain about observation and so forth, though Lady Change (for it is she) points out they exist everywhere, so they do NOT need to manifest in bars
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Lord Shield puts on his puppy dog look and looks apologetic. Lady Change softens "Ok. I'll let you off. But no threatening transformations here, ok"
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"Yes, dear"
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Lady change disappears in a flash of light
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Even after you've passed Godhood and gone beyond, you can still be under the thumb

[This message has been edited by Lord Shield (edited 05-04-2001).]

[Killer]

Killer waked out and drinked no more today and start talking to boo
booo youertf aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrre a nice guy can i tell you a secret boo says
squeek Killer syas i see dead people squeek all the time
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death is the waay of life Killer

[Killer]

Killer waked out and drinked no more today and start talking to boo
booo youertf aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrre a nice guy can i tell you a secret boo says
squeek Killer syas i see dead people squeek all the time and boo go fore viconas eyes go for the eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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death is the waay of life Killer

[Bruce The Aussie]

Artemis downs the ale and falls off his chair onto his back andstarts singing dirty songs about elves and humans

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Boo goes to sleep on Killer's lap, breathing softly
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Artemis gets carried up to his room to sleep it off