viconia alignment switch

[Ronin_bcd]

When Viconia changes alignment to true neutral after defeating yaga shura and going back to pocket plane she loses access to her holy symbol which bites. Is there anyway to get a true neutral symbol or something equivalent? Also, does anyone know if her spell list gets changed with after the alignment change? It does not appear to, but...

[ 06-07-2002, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Ronin_bcd ]

viconia changes alignment?

[Ronin_bcd]

yeah, if you had a romance going with her from Shadows of Amn it can continue and she will get "nicer"....but I don't see any advantage, does anyone else???

[Kaltia]

This is advice from a man who calls himself "dislexic with tea"
Keep it in mind. And beware, it might be a bit adult. Just a bit. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ah yes! You CAN change Viconia's alignment. You CAN make her a better person. But how? Many people have wondered this, and as per your request, I shall provide a detailed list of instructions that will no doubt melt her cold, black drow heart.

Step 1: Be polite.

Yes, be polite when she bludgeon's your backside with her newly-aquired flail because there apparently was an insect on it, or so she says. Do not take offence to this. Remember, you don't want to hinder her spiritual growth, but you should instead turn around and allow her to squash the insects along your chest, stomache, and groin area as well.

Step 2: Be patient.

Patience is a virtue. When you are bleeding to death and literally begging Viconia to heal you, be patient. After all, if she said she would cast a healing spell after she has done her hair, her nails, applied her facail cream and slept at least 12 hours (her beauty sleep, of course) then she will. Don't insult her by asking more then once, this might make her think that you doubt she heard you the first time, and hence, hinder her spiritual growth.

Step 3: Trust her.

Trust is one of the most fundumental aspects of any relationship. Trust her to know what spells to cast in a difficult battle. Should she turn you into a small rabbit, trust that it was out of her superior wisdom that she did so. Keep in mind that she is drow, after all. Thus, she is a higher form of life and understands things that you cannot begin to grasp. Should she sling a stone directly into the back of your skull as you duel toe-to- toe with the world's greatest of villians, trust that she had a reason for doing so and kindly oblige her by promptly loosing consciousness.

Step 4: Indulge her.

As your relationship grows, you will be grealty blessed by the few-and- far between opportunities to indulge Viconia. Do not waste this chance. If she summons spiders to watch them play with you, kindly allow them to sample your flesh. Don't resist, as this might maker he indignant and hinder her spiritual growth. If she starts a conversation, immediately agree with whatever view she expresses and support her when she proposes that all human males should be castrated at the first sign of disobedience. Remember, she is drow. Thus she is a higher form of life.

Step 5: Support her.

Though for most women this would be in a figurative way, for Viconia you must jump at the chance to litterally support her! Do not dare subject her to the rigors of walking, but rather you must carry her across the wastes, the jungles, the dungeons and through the cities. Be sure to construct a suitable, mobile throne for her, or course, as you may not be allowed to touch her directly.

Step 6: Give great head!

Eventually, your relationship will reach the point where Viconia will graciously allow you to go down on her. Remember, if she hasn't kept herself clean it may be because she is testing your endurance. Do not dispair. The effect should be no more lethal then your standard Cloudkill spell. Nevertheless, you will likely be down there for some time, so be sure you wear a ring of regeneration to ensure your survival. Also while some women, thinking themselves rather kinky, would use a whip to encourage you, Viconia would most likely stick to the flail. She is drow, after all. You may want to wear two rings of regeneration

Steps 7-65: Repeat step 6.

Step 66: Be perfect.

Viconia will not allow there to be any flaws in her man of choice. Waste no time in becooming perfect. Remember, you must encourage her spiritual growth by setting an exemple in this fashion. Make no mistakes of any kind. No the correct path to every situation and leave no margin for error. This step is a must.

Step 67: Repeat step 6.

Step 68: Play Throne of Bhaal.

This is essentail. The change in alingment will only occur late in the Viconia romance while playing Throne of Bhaal.

Step 69: Repeat step 6, then add 9.

[ 06-08-2002, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

[Tanoch Thas'ala]

Hilarious!

However some readers might be offended by the last few steps...

[andrewas]

Originally posted by Tanoch Thas'ala: Hilarious! However some readers might be offended by the last few steps...

Yeah for someone that just turned 15 some of that was quite adult. Not that i mind for meself.

[Cecil]

True that mate, top hole and all that polly - but ya might take a care to slap a warning on that thar tale! To preserve the elderly and all, o'course, wot wot?

[Kaltia]

Sorry all. I have edited that post. [img]smile.gif[/img]