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05-24-2002, 10:15 PM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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1 AREA: Infinite.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word "Infinite". Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow, that's big" time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here. 2 IMPORTS: None. It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from. 3 EXPORTS: None. See Imports. 4 POPULATION: None. It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination. 5 MONETARY UNITS: None. In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination. 6 ART: None. The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough-see point one. 7 SEX: None. Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistant people of the Universe occupied. However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see GuideChapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide. Anyone who hasn't read Douglas Adams' books has not yet lived. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Of course, none of us have, since we're merely the products of a deranged imagination.
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05-24-2002, 10:23 PM | #2 |
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LOL I LOVED THE FIRST ONE! i've just GOTTA get my hands on the sequel!
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05-24-2002, 10:28 PM | #3 | |
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05-24-2002, 10:37 PM | #4 |
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I read the series something like 10 years ago... it's one of those books which you either hate or love. I like it; there used to be a PC game based on the 1st book (word-based adventuring genre) [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-25-2002, 12:52 AM | #5 |
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LOL! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] thats it... IM going to read all three of them again ROTFLMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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05-25-2002, 12:59 AM | #6 |
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I was ging to read it...think I should?
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05-25-2002, 03:26 AM | #7 | |
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1. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Universe 2. Resteraunt at the end of the universe 3. Life the Universe and everything 4. Goodbye and thanks for all the fish 5. Mostly Harmless PS. on a strange note i found this while wandering around like a drunken fool on the internet http://anubis.science.unitn.it/servi...pgg-index.html You have go to see it. [ 05-25-2002, 04:09 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]
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05-25-2002, 03:33 AM | #8 |
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I have never read any of his books, but watched the series occasionally on TV
Played a really weird game on my Mac by him called Starship Titanic LZ
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05-25-2002, 03:38 AM | #9 |
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I like Wowbagger the Infinite and Agrajag - they rock
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But is Agrajag the guy who kept getting killed every time he is re-incarneted, if so i thought that was hilarious.
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