Getting Weighed

Timber Loftis · 04-10-2003, 05:18 PM

Getting Weighed Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like
to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the
scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris
Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he
guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around
the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she
responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

Arvon · 04-10-2003, 05:29 PM

Niadh · 04-10-2003, 05:34 PM

WOW, not LOL. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I had too read it twice before I got it.

Barry the Sprout · 04-10-2003, 06:27 PM

Ok, so we're on corny jokes are we? Right...

Did you hear the one about Gareth Gates?

He went into a newsagents for a Mars Bar and came out with 58 packets of M&M's.

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-10-2003, 07:47 PM

that was interesting. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ronn_Bman · 04-10-2003, 07:58 PM

That was bad. If I knew the "wack on the head with a piece of wood" code, I'd give you three...lol.

Timber Loftis · 04-10-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
That was bad. If I knew the "wack on the head with a piece of wood" code, I'd give you three...lol.

It's the "Whackya" smilie Ronn. My favorite. : whackya : (without spaces) - like this --> [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

SEE???

The stick is called a WillowStick(tm)

Gangrell · 04-10-2003, 08:23 PM

Corny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

john · 04-10-2003, 09:39 PM

What did Jeffry Domler (spelling) say to Elana Bobbit?...You gonna eat that??

Harkoliar · 04-10-2003, 09:41 PM

ah.. i see.. doh!

04-10-2003, 05:18 PM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Getting Weighed Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." __________________

04-10-2003, 05:29 PM	#2
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	__________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-10-2003, 05:34 PM	#3
Niadh Elminster Join Date: August 16, 2002 Location: Scotland Age: 39 Posts: 401	WOW, not LOL. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I had too read it twice before I got it. __________________ A Knight is sworn to darkness. <br />His heart knows only hatred.<br />His sword destroys the helpless,<br />His might imprisons the weak.<br />His wrath upholds the wicked, <br />His word speaks only lies.<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.boomspeed.com/niadh/newiwsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

04-10-2003, 06:27 PM	#4
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	Ok, so we're on corny jokes are we? Right... Did you hear the one about Gareth Gates? He went into a newsagents for a Mars Bar and came out with 58 packets of M&M's. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

04-10-2003, 07:58 PM	#6
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	That was bad. If I knew the "wack on the head with a piece of wood" code, I'd give you three...lol. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-10-2003, 07:47 PM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	that was interesting. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-10-2003, 08:23 PM	#8
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	Corny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

04-10-2003, 09:39 PM	#9
john Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: central coast of Ca. Age: 77 Posts: 653	What did Jeffry Domler (spelling) say to Elana Bobbit?...You gonna eat that?? __________________ John

04-10-2003, 09:41 PM	#10
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	ah.. i see.. doh! __________________ Catch me if you can..

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