11-22-2002, 05:53 AM | #1 |
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As you clicked on the topic I´m sure you expected a debate on whether blood and gore in CRPGs influences young people. Well you won´t get one in here! This story (a true story ) takes place in a large country on the North American continent. A YOUNG and VERY beuatiful woman is sitting by her computer relaxing with Arx Fatalis, a game presented to her by the webmaster of a certain forum. We can call the woman W. Anyway here´s the dialogue between W and her computer as she runs into 4 gobblers and a goblin lord armed with nothing but her fists.
W: Dang! Come on then you *beeeeeep*! C: Thwack! Aaargh (gobbler dies) W: HAH! I´ll kill all of you!! C: *some fighting noises from the computer* (Another gobbler dies) W: Did you like that you *beeeeeeep*? W: Come on then *beeep*! C: Thwack! (woman´s character takes a beating) W: You *beeep* cowards! Haha! (takes dagger from fallen enemy) W: Now you die! C: Thwack! (gobbler dies) W: There you go you *beeep**beeeep* Now at this point W notices her 7 year old daughter standing in the doorway with her eyes and mouth wideopen. You see swearing is not allowed in W´s house. While this happens, W´s character on the compouter dies which promotes another swear word from W´s lips. Needless to say W spent the rest of the evening trying to explain why she is allowed to swear while her daughter is not. This in front of W´s husband who´s shaking from the effort not to laugh out loud. Maybe it´s not blood and gore from computer games influences young ones. Maybe our children get wrecked for life from their addicted parents lol! [ 11-22-2002, 05:59 AM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]
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11-22-2002, 05:56 AM | #2 |
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Bwahaha! Thats funny [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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11-22-2002, 06:08 AM | #3 |
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Yup, that poor kid is sure to go on a killingspree now.
Shame on yo... I mean on W.
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11-22-2002, 06:12 AM | #4 |
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LOL Sounds like home - except I have a son, not a daughter, and very much addicted to CRPGs too. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Would you believe I killed hundreds of kobolds and goblins - and can't hurt even a fly in RL ?
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What does your windows have to do with W's neighbours?? [img]smile.gif[/img]
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lol
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11-22-2002, 06:22 AM | #9 |
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Rofl
i can just imagine W trying to explain to her daughter why she's not allowed to swear. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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*looks at Willow, ahem, W. and shakes her head in disbelief* [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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