hate cats/survey

[skywalker]

Originally posted by stenbjorn: im a self professed cat lover , i hate dogs though they reek and theyre too demanding and they tend to crap behind the sofa

Not if you train 'em right.

A dog will always love you, no matter what. They know how to be a good friend.

Mark

[Rokenn]

DOGS VS. CATS

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh
meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only
thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the
occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat
another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by
weaving around their feet while they were walking
almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these
vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I
am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to
plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are.
For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.
This time however it included a burning foamy chemical
called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb
still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the
event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the
foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More
importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to
MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are
flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely
released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
to his current placement in the metal room his safety
is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of
time...

And just remember, Dogs have owners and Cats have staff

[Ladyzekke]

I don't hate any animals. They are all creatures trying to survive in the world of Humans. Cats are much like humans in that they have their own personalities, some don't "kiss butt", just like some of us humans don't either.

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: LOL, Oh Azrael, they rarely think of much besides food and sleep, so plotting your demise isn't too likely! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Don't bet on it cloudy that food/sleep thing is just a ploy. I know their REAL motive its an international cat conspiracy to undermine humanity, starting with me.

[AliCat]

Ha ha! Love that diary!

I'm a cat lover, so don't come to my house if you're allergic or don't like them. I tolerate dogs, and have fondness for the individuals, but agree that they're a bit smelly and slobbery. I might feel differently about different breeds, or if it was my own. I'm not much fond of most birds, other than to look at, but I'm sure as heck not going to hunt one down.

Now spiders, on the other hand... eeeek! splat!!!

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by skywalker: Not if you train 'em right. A dog will always love you, no matter what. They know how to be a good friend. Mark[/QB]

But dearest Mark, cats, too, love you no matter what as long as you treat them with dignity and respect - as you would the dogs you love. I love ALL animals, but I prefer cats. For similar reasons to Arledrian, adding in the fact that EVERY cat I've ever had has loved me unconditionally. They have had many different personalities: some loving to be cuddled, some just wanting to rub on you and be petted, but all very sweet, friendly animals. You just haven't met the right cat yet.

Oh yeah: and "hi!" Long time no see! *hugs*

And one more thing: to Azrael - as to a cat "not listening to you", I was once told a funny about that. A dog jumps to your command. A cat takes a message and gets back to you later. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

See thats another reason I dont like cats when i talk to them i can tell they understand, but they just don't listen, thats not a good pet in my opinion.

[skywalker]

WoW DragonMage!

It's been so long since I've seen you here, I thought you we're gone forever. Course, I guess I'm not here as much as I was last Fall.

I've missed you lots!

Hugs Breanna! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mark

[skywalker]

Oh DM!

My family had a cat when I was growing up! Her name was Sassy and we loved her too. I did say I like housecats. I just don't like the bird killing ones outside in my yard!

Mark

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe: quote: Originally posted by Cloudbringer: LOL, Oh Azrael, they rarely think of much besides food and sleep, so plotting your demise isn't too likely! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Don't bet on it cloudy that food/sleep thing is just a ploy. I know their REAL motive its an international cat conspiracy to undermine humanity, starting with me.[/QUOTE]*giggle* [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Umm... ooooookay.. if you say so! LOL I did just read the diaries... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]