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11-30-2001, 01:52 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
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11-30-2001, 01:57 PM
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Zartan
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That's a classic...lol. Anymore?
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11-30-2001, 02:02 PM
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That's a great one, Arvon
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11-30-2001, 02:31 PM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: August 11, 2001
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[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
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11-30-2001, 02:34 PM
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 Join Date: November 12, 2001
Location: Netherlands
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Great fan of your postings,Arvon!!keep 'em coming [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-30-2001, 02:43 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: October 2, 2001
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LOL LOL LOL!
Good one Arvon!
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