Heartbreak and Pain, of Sorrow and Anguish, of Recovery and Friendship, Healing and Love.

[Ladyzekke]

Glad you made it Intoxogod. While we're waiting for arrivals, why don't you visit the jester's tent with the sign that says "Daily Laugh" thread and see if you can help him out!

So sorry I have not replied earlier but I have only just returned from the burns clinic. Black Knight, you seem to be sincere and so I will forgive you as long as the ladies Cloudbringer and LadyWendy do. However I may not forgive your slur on my character. Much as I admire Cloudbringer, I did not pursue her love but merely defended her honour. Besides, I am fair scared shitless of her big sister . As a knight you should know that we live to bring justice to an evil world and I was only upholding the Knightly virtues.

Your tale fills with me sorrow and I am glad you have both found comfort in each other's arms. However, if I should hear you treat her badly, I shall ride you down, charred cheeks or not. For now I will sheath my sword and give my blessing at your union.

PS Charlie, do you have any second hand padded saddles in your emporium? Or if not a fat horse?

PPS My fellow Knights, I shall buy the first round at the Happy Hippo

PPPS Is it ok if I wear silk boxers under my kilt for the wedding, as the wool is very itchy on the scabs?

[Ladyzekke]

StealthBomber - Because of my horrible mistake on thee, I have been reading up on the "Mages for Dummies" book and studying hard. I have read that there is one sure way to heal you ailment, all it takes is for you to wear the pink tights of fireball healing for 24 hours. Just remember when wearing them in public to cast protection from backstab!

Lord of Alcohol, I now regret sending you to the jester's tents (snickering uncontrollably!). I didn't expect you to teach them so much! They will never be the same now!

Thanks LadyWendy! No problem, as with a kilt you look pretty silly anyhow! The thought of my family jewels compressed into translucent pink tights sends shivers down my spine though. I may have to stay indoors playing BG2 until I am fully cured. Oh well!

OOPS! I double posted. Off to bed now, talk to you in the morning.

[Cloudbringer]

Cloudbringer, fresh from adventuring with the good mage, turbovee, (don't ask how she gets in and out of Irenicus' dungeon without those darned portal keys yet!), sees the good knight StealthBomber in pain and seeing her sister's , uh, spellbook for dummies is open, decides to have pity on him and casts:iceware for knights: SB magically-iced jockeys

(ROTFL- you are quite amusing, sir SB!)

LZ: way to go, sis! leave you alone for an hour and whoooeee! party time!

uh, I shall have to check out that tent

[Gabriel]

Ladyzekke, thank you but I find such women are hard to find or are taken.
btw please click here i'm sorry but i couldn't stop myself after you said who let the dog out. it may take a little while to load.

I have just heard a nasty rumor that that blackheart the Black Knight has arrived back on the scene. Gabrial, Sir Stealth; TOO ME! And bring your weapons too. We must teach the blackguard how to properly resp... Whoa... Whoa...
It has been all a misunderstanding? He has returned to take up his fair lady's hand in marriage? Oh, such joyous news!
This calls for a celebration! I shall go to the Happy Hippo and pick up TWO kegs of turnip beer for the reception.
Has anyboby seen my friend, The Lord of Alcohol? I may need a little help carrying them back up tha blasted hill.

PS Ladyzekke, I also have had to delete the subject line. I got an error message that said the subject line must be 90 characters or less.

[Ladyzekke]

StealthBomber - sleep well and be safe. Take care of those hard boiled eggs. Cloudbringer's Ice jockeys should keep things fresh.

Cloudbringer - noooo! Don't go into that tent! You will be transported to the realm of cheap lewd jokes! Mental pictures will be seared into your mind that will never go away!! Stay back, sister!!
Gabriel, as we are all from far away places from eachother, I have to wonder how many people will understand certain sentences I post. Glad you caught that one! No problemo, I have high speed cable internet here, no slow loadage! That was soooo cute!! I love doggies!!

[Cloudbringer]

Gabriel: I liked the dogs too.

Ladyzekke: hehehe , now about that tent...

Sir Taliesin: Take a hippo, they can carry far more turnip beer than you or Lord of Alcohol, er especially since our dear LoA has er, been 'testing' the brew all day and I hear he's been in the jester's tent too...hmm, I really do have to check that tent out.