06-04-2001, 03:09 AM | #141 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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AHHHHHH HORNY KIWI'S RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
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06-04-2001, 03:46 AM | #142 |
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Fortunately Angel is a female character. Blademaster need not fear the kiwidoc effect
. When Lord Raptor looks up he goes *cluck* Lord Shield says "they're gone now" *cluck* *buk* "you are? oh well, good luck then" Lord Raptor and Viconia tidy themselves up and se off for their next adventure ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html |
06-04-2001, 06:37 AM | #143 |
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Angel Sweety I am the Sex Goddess Extraordinaire and the Arch Temptress of the Abyss. Does a goddess out rank an angel?
------------------ There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes STANDARD OPERATING PROCEEDURE www.judyhope.co.uk [This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 06-04-2001).] |
06-04-2001, 06:58 AM | #144 |
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Kivan stands up, cracks his knuckles, puts on his gloves of Crushing +8 and crushes Angel's skull(Don't worry, you'll regenerate in a moment), he then walks over to Reeka, and crushes her rib cage with a well-placed punch.
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06-04-2001, 07:24 AM | #145 |
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Caleb sneaks up behind kivan, pulls down his pantaloons and yells "KIWIDOC COME AND GET IT!"
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06-04-2001, 07:39 AM | #146 |
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ok, guys, it's FUN time (got to break up this silly squabble somehow):
. . The longer-term patrons will recognise the shaking of the bar by now (I will iron that out sometime). When it stop, some look out of the window. As per usual, the bartender has changed form again . This time, he look slike a golden-armoured warrior, glowing a golden aura with (guess what metal) kite shields on each arm . "WE ARE IN THE OUTLANDS. SIGIL IS BESIEGED FROM THE OUTSIDE. I SHALL AID THE LADY OF PAIN (HER INFLUENCE DOESN'T STRETCH OUTSIDE SIGIL). WATCH OUT FOR TRILLIGS, BANDITS AND OTHER CREATURES" and he disappears in a golden *pop* ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html |
06-04-2001, 07:44 AM | #147 |
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Tiax walks up to lord shield and bellows "Tiax demands a place to hide, i mean
plan our escape!" ------------------ Sigmar has only one foe, and he is Tiax! |
06-04-2001, 08:53 AM | #148 |
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Kivan kicks away Caleb and runs outside with ALL of his weapons, which are:
The Frying Pan Of Frying +5, The Fork Of Eating +7, a Vorpal Blade and his mighty Vorpal Pillow, he is wielding ALL of these at the same time(He has two in each hand), and runs outside, and then hides beside the door in case either: Angel, Reeka or Caleb come running out in which case he will kill them(You don't regenerate outside of the bar.). If none of them come running out after an hour he is going to wander off looking for something else to kill. |
06-04-2001, 09:05 AM | #149 |
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Sheesh...sorry to break up the little idyll here, but Kiwidoc, could you please stop the innuendo/not-so-innuendo??? Maybe you didn't know about this as you are new here, but it *is* in the Board Rules which we ask all new members to read.
Secondly, the last thing I am waiting for is a new Moon's Hope Inn, not to mention other netbased softsex bars. That is not the reason why we started this bar, OK? You're welcome, as long as you tone down a bit. ------------------ Boo yah!! |
06-04-2001, 09:06 AM | #150 |
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OOPS!!!!!!! posted as Melusorick
------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar Your voice is ambrosia |
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