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04-16-2002, 10:44 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: January 18, 2002
Location: Baumholder Germany
Age: 39
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Hi! Here are some Chinese proverbs...........a few of these composed by
Confucius! CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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An Army of fun. <br />  <br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />
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04-16-2002, 11:25 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: November 10, 2001
Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux
Age: 37
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Why shouldnt a man who scratches his Donkey bite is fingernails ?? [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img]
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04-16-2002, 11:42 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Delaware OH USA
Age: 47
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LOL - cut....paste....emailed to all my friends at work.... [img]smile.gif[/img]
BK
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04-16-2002, 11:49 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: September 11, 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
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LOL![img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] dizzy, I liked the Man with one chopstick go hungry. |
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04-16-2002, 11:55 PM
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Mephistopheles
Join Date: January 18, 2002
Location: Baumholder Germany
Age: 39
Posts: 1,434
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yeah
it was pretty funny ass = but
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An Army of fun. <br /> <br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />
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04-17-2002, 01:10 AM
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Lord Ao
Join Date: September 11, 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Check sig [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-17-2002, 08:31 AM
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Mephistopheles
Join Date: January 18, 2002
Location: Baumholder Germany
Age: 39
Posts: 1,434
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hehehe very nice sig lol
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An Army of fun. <br /> <br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />
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04-17-2002, 08:57 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
I love this one... so true. 
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