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09-14-2003, 12:13 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Jumbo Freshman
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yah, get a load of this!" And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood. The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, "Hell yah!" and he sprinted from endzone to endzone like lightning. The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you pass a football?" The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Hell yah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"
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09-14-2003, 12:31 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: January 2, 2003
Location: Big Castle in the Sky
Age: 36
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Boo! Corn overload! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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09-14-2003, 12:47 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 37
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HELP ME!!! I'M MELTING!!!
*system disconnect* *core meltdown* *selfdestruct* [ 09-14-2003, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]
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09-14-2003, 12:55 PM
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Vampire
 Join Date: January 29, 2003
Location: Sweden
Age: 43
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Where do you get these jokes from?
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09-14-2003, 01:16 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
 Join Date: May 22, 2001
Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada
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HAHAHAHA What a funny joke.
Yes find out where he gets then and lets burn them burn them I say. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-14-2003, 01:20 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Really their just picked off the web. I find them in my randon wanderings. I also get some from stuff I read.
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09-14-2003, 02:21 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: August 7, 2002
Location: Oakville (next to the T.O.), Ontario, Canada
Age: 34
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*sigh* That was just terrible...
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09-14-2003, 02:42 PM
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 Join Date: December 26, 2002
Location: Connecticut
Age: 35
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wow.....so bad it gave me nightmares [img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img]
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09-14-2003, 03:11 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: June 15, 2002
Location: Denmark
Age: 43
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Reminds me of a certain danish cartoon character.
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