01-05-2003, 01:29 PM | #11 |
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It depends, does he have a cell phone? BUT- what if while trapped under the tree he is bitten by a poisnous snake. Will he still exist, if he ever did?
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01-05-2003, 01:31 PM | #12 |
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If he has Rescue Sevices on speed dial, he may still exist. But, not if it is a South American Bushmaster escaped from a traveling circus.
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01-05-2003, 01:40 PM | #13 |
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Hmmm but if his arms are trapped because he was duct taped by pygmies who were fixin to eat him when he escaped and then had the tree fall on him and the snake bite him, would he still exist?
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01-05-2003, 01:44 PM | #14 |
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Only if he had his hair cut by the barber who cuts every person's hair that doesn't do their own haircuts. That way, the person who lies about everyhing will magically appear to release him.
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01-05-2003, 01:46 PM | #15 |
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I think your as drunk as I am [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-05-2003, 01:50 PM | #16 |
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LOL, no, when I am drunk I make a lot of misspellings and suggestive remarks.
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01-05-2003, 02:03 PM | #17 |
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Hmmm if Yorck were drunk in the forest would the forest know he is drunk?
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01-05-2003, 02:24 PM | #18 |
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I gotta get me some of that beer too.
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01-05-2003, 02:25 PM | #19 |
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Pygmies are funny. But when they are in the forest and no-one can see them they might as well not exist.
As for Youreek, I suggest calling his cellphone and asking him if he exists. I'm sure he'll know one way or the other. His Hispanic housekeeper however definately does not exist. She's really Jewish.
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01-05-2003, 02:28 PM | #20 |
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If Achilles ran after a turtle, and covered 1/2 of the distance each time, when he finally caught the turtle, would it be Yorick?
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