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04-24-2002, 03:58 PM
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 Join Date: April 22, 2002
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[phone rings][someone picks up the phone and the advertiser guy speaks] My name is..Frank DeLuca and I'm here to tell you that YOU can have a special offer. Yes that's right, a SPECIAL offer, but only if you order today. The item we are showing is this nice Gas can top. Normally priced at $19.99, but can be yours for only $12.99 IF YOU CALL TODAY! But not only that.. We will also throw in a **FREE** Plastic fork for your enlightenment. But is that all you get??
NO!!!! You will also get this handy dandy super duper pooper scooper! Act fast, this items are Rare and special Edition! [In a quieter voice]If you would like to purchase these special items... Please call: 1-800-JesusSureLovesYou, that number, once again is.. 1-800-HolyMotherMaryOfGod ACT FAST!!!!! ((Please no one take offense to this, this is not to be intended that way, only a JOKE. Thanks))
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04-24-2002, 03:59 PM
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Me and my brother used to call up his friends and our mom and do that to her, it was just so hilarious. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-24-2002, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: April 16, 2002
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Some people......sigh
(shakes his head at what the world has become..)
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04-24-2002, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: April 22, 2002
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Ah hush [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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