Which would you eat if you had to?

Sir Goulum · 04-16-2002, 07:54 PM

Hehehee. I love this one!

Ladyzekke · 04-16-2002, 08:00 PM

I'm assuming "Grubs" means grub worms? If so, you don't have much of a different variety in this poll, three are wormlike creatures, two are poo [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sigh, anyway, I guess I'd pick grub worms, as they are the smallest. Wendy what are you doing? Wha? Replying to this thread I mean. Oh. Dunno, somebody has to?

Sorry, was talking to Phil. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Epona · 04-16-2002, 08:07 PM

I'm veggie now, so it would have to be cow shit, as long as it's free range grass-fed cow shit and not cow shit from cows fed on ground up bits of other animals. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Before I was veggie, I was partial to those maguey worms you get in a bottle of mescal

So the 3 worm options don't freak me out too much.

/)eathKiller · 04-16-2002, 08:08 PM

Reasons why not:
Maggots: If i swallowed one whole it could burrow into my stomach and cause some real problems
Dog Doo: No nutritional value, infact it is WASTE from a beast which is worse than human and could contain anything from bacteria to tsi tsi flies and intestinal worms... + anything could have nested in it the second it hit the air...
Meal worms turn into beetles over time and exist even in the most harsh environments. If they somehow grew inside of me I would not want to choke up little black hairy beetles -_-
Cow Doo: Same as dog doo, except WORSE, because Cows can have MadCow Diseas, Human Ghonneria, Aids, CowPox, and a variety of baa-aa-aad stuff (barnyard pun intended)

Grub Worms: These are the only healthy ones which are scientifically edible and will cause no harm if swallowed alive, plus their bodies are very nutriouse with their consumption of plant and vegetable matter... I also see people know that they are, in fact, the only logical choice [img]smile.gif[/img]

now a question for you SirGoulum:
Which would you rather eat?
A: An uncooked pig
B: Live ants
^_^ that's the choice you get if you plan on getting into the army, and you have to actually do it to prove your survival strengthe...

[ 04-16-2002, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Ladyzekke · 04-16-2002, 08:12 PM

I'll say Live Ants for a thousand Alex (Jeopardy)

Sir Goulum · 04-16-2002, 11:18 PM

/)eath. Uncooked pigs wouldn't be that bad, and Ants are great. I used to eat them all the time. In my vote, i agree with the maggots burrowing in your stomach. But hey! I had to think up something repulsive!

adam warlock · 04-16-2002, 11:31 PM

cook the grubs with butter, seasoned salt, pepper, and garlic
in the frying pan
delicious!

sageridder · 04-17-2002, 04:20 AM

Grubs as I'm used to are not small.They are about the size of the average shrimp,have a maggot looking body(with graby type legs) and a head like a beatle of some sort.At least that's what they look like in new england.Great for bait,usally dug up from near old rotted tree stumps.Grub worms I have no idea,but of the fear factor like choices here I'd go grubs because they are the least likely to cause real health problems.

Sigmar · 04-17-2002, 05:14 AM

Nice juicy rubs for me thanks

with a side order of ants.

Grojlach · 04-17-2002, 06:14 AM

One word: hunger-strike.

04-16-2002, 08:00 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I'm assuming "Grubs" means grub worms? If so, you don't have much of a different variety in this poll, three are wormlike creatures, two are poo [img]tongue.gif[/img] Sigh, anyway, I guess I'd pick grub worms, as they are the smallest. Wendy what are you doing? Wha? Replying to this thread I mean. Oh. Dunno, somebody has to? Sorry, was talking to Phil. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

04-16-2002, 08:07 PM	#3
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	I'm veggie now, so it would have to be cow shit, as long as it's free range grass-fed cow shit and not cow shit from cows fed on ground up bits of other animals. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Before I was veggie, I was partial to those maguey worms you get in a bottle of mescal So the 3 worm options don't freak me out too much. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-16-2002, 08:08 PM	#4
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Reasons why not: Maggots: If i swallowed one whole it could burrow into my stomach and cause some real problems Dog Doo: No nutritional value, infact it is WASTE from a beast which is worse than human and could contain anything from bacteria to tsi tsi flies and intestinal worms... + anything could have nested in it the second it hit the air... Meal worms turn into beetles over time and exist even in the most harsh environments. If they somehow grew inside of me I would not want to choke up little black hairy beetles -_- Cow Doo: Same as dog doo, except WORSE, because Cows can have MadCow Diseas, Human Ghonneria, Aids, CowPox, and a variety of baa-aa-aad stuff (barnyard pun intended) Grub Worms: These are the only healthy ones which are scientifically edible and will cause no harm if swallowed alive, plus their bodies are very nutriouse with their consumption of plant and vegetable matter... I also see people know that they are, in fact, the only logical choice [img]smile.gif[/img] now a question for you SirGoulum: Which would you rather eat? A: An uncooked pig B: Live ants ^_^ that's the choice you get if you plan on getting into the army, and you have to actually do it to prove your survival strengthe... [ 04-16-2002, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-16-2002, 08:12 PM	#5
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I'll say Live Ants for a thousand Alex (Jeopardy) __________________ Reality Show Recaps

04-16-2002, 11:31 PM	#7
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	cook the grubs with butter, seasoned salt, pepper, and garlic in the frying pan delicious! __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

04-16-2002, 07:54 PM	#1
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Hehehee. I love this one!

04-16-2002, 11:18 PM	#6
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	/)eath. Uncooked pigs wouldn't be that bad, and Ants are great. I used to eat them all the time. In my vote, i agree with the maggots burrowing in your stomach. But hey! I had to think up something repulsive!

04-17-2002, 04:20 AM	#8
sageridder Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 28, 2001 Location: rensselaer,n.y. u.s.a Age: 56 Posts: 677	Grubs as I'm used to are not small.They are about the size of the average shrimp,have a maggot looking body(with graby type legs) and a head like a beatle of some sort.At least that's what they look like in new england.Great for bait,usally dug up from near old rotted tree stumps.Grub worms I have no idea,but of the fear factor like choices here I'd go grubs because they are the least likely to cause real health problems. __________________ Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,set in the stone of friendship.And much like any other stone can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.To clear the path for me to claim my rightful place as master of all I survey. Play games win prizes completely free. http://teet.net/af/bd395b7216 So far I've won an 8gb ipod nano and an acer inspire netbook

04-17-2002, 05:14 AM	#9
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Nice juicy rubs for me thanks with a side order of ants.

04-17-2002, 06:14 AM	#10
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	One word: hunger-strike. __________________ [url]\"http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Grobbel/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.denness.net/rpi/username/Grobbel\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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