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10-11-2003, 12:51 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
Posts: 8,985
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>>Here are real classified ads that didn't quite work!
>>1. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children >>$2.00. >>2. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and >>large >>drawers. >> >> >> >>3. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra >>pair to >>take home, too. >>4. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully >>by hand. >> >> >> >>5. No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will >>make it >>really repellent. >>6. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. >> >> >> >> >>7. Dog for sale: eats anything and is especially fond of children. >>8. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. >> >> >> >>9. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. >>Swim in >>the lovely pool while you drink it all in. >>10. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. >> >> >> >>11. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. >>Automatically burns toast. >>12. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable >>that lots >>of women wear nothing else. >> >> >> >>13. Stock up and save. Limit: one. >>14. For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15. >> >> >> >> >>15. Man, honest. Will take anything. >>16. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, >>you'll >>never go anywhere again. >> >> >> >>17. Illiterate? Write today for free help. >>18. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. >> >> >> >>19. 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. >>20. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. >> >> >> >>21. Sign in a cosmetician's shop window: Complete skin, nail, and >>hair >>removal service. |
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10-11-2003, 01:05 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
 Join Date: May 22, 2001
Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 2,929
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I really like the 17th one. Classic.
 Sir g you like the game opener with the oilers. It was sure nice of Edmonton to raise grants jersey into the rafters.
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10-11-2003, 01:07 PM
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John Locke
Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
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