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09-02-2002, 04:46 PM

I was just reading the Terms Of service for my ISP and some of it seems rather odd:

Quote:

17. Our liability to you

17.1 We will be liable if you are injured or die as a result of our negligence. We do not limit that liability by paragraphs 17.2 or 17.3 or in any other way.

I can't quite imagine how My ISP can kill me though...

Neb · 09-02-2002, 04:50 PM

Probably through some insidious communist plot involving aliens.

Larry_OHF · 09-02-2002, 05:46 PM

Having a heart attack when you go to one of those sites...

Sir Goulum · 09-02-2002, 06:12 PM

And what is one of those sights, Larry?

Mojo · 09-02-2002, 06:18 PM

Microsoft sites, of course

Horatio · 09-03-2002, 08:44 AM

The ISP is really a Idigo Skinny Person who lives inside your PC and will one day jump out and throttle you in your sleep. Well, happy dreams.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sigmar · 09-03-2002, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
The ISP is really a Idigo Skinny Person who lives inside your PC and will one day jump out and throttle you in your sleep. Well, happy dreams. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Sigmar gets mug of coffee in one hand and a double barreled shotgun in the other. He then places a rocking chair in front of the PC, sits down in the chair and points his gun at the PC, sipping at the mug as he does so. All the while muttering*

"Can't sleep...thats when the skinny person gets you...must kill skinny person...can't sleep"

*and so on*

[ 09-03-2002, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

Cerek the Barbaric · 09-03-2002, 11:41 AM

No, No, No. It's nothing so dramatic as suggested by the others Dramnek.

The fact is, your ISP is owned by a subsidiary the Christian Coalition. We've been monitoring your activities, as well as your posts on this (and other forums). Frankly, the news isn't good, Mr. Ulk. We've documented repeated criticisms of Christianity and God and we feel it is only fair to inform you that you're living on borrowed time.

As our disclaimer states, we cannot be held responsible for any injury or death you may suffer as a result of these activities nor will we be held liable for any repercussions you suffer after death. I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had.

Horatio · 09-03-2002, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sigmar:

quote:
Originally posted by Horatio:
The ISP is really a Idigo Skinny Person who lives inside your PC and will one day jump out and throttle you in your sleep. Well, happy dreams. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Sigmar gets mug of coffee in one hand and a double barreled shotgun in the other. He then places a rocking chair in front of the PC, sits down in the chair and points his gun at the PC, sipping at the mug as he does so. All the while muttering*

"Can't sleep...thats when the skinny person gets you...must kill skinny person...can't sleep"

*and so on*[/QUOTE]Lol, Sigmar, just remember to use match sticks to keep your eyelids from closing.

09-02-2002, 06:18 PM	#5
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09-03-2002, 08:44 AM	#6
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	The ISP is really a Idigo Skinny Person who lives inside your PC and will one day jump out and throttle you in your sleep. Well, happy dreams. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-03-2002, 11:41 AM	#8
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	No, No, No. It's nothing so dramatic as suggested by the others Dramnek. The fact is, your ISP is owned by a subsidiary the Christian Coalition. We've been monitoring your activities, as well as your posts on this (and other forums). Frankly, the news isn't good, Mr. Ulk. We've documented repeated criticisms of Christianity and God and we feel it is only fair to inform you that you're living on borrowed time. As our disclaimer states, we cannot be held responsible for any injury or death you may suffer as a result of these activities nor will we be held liable for any repercussions you suffer after death. I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

09-02-2002, 04:50 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Probably through some insidious communist plot involving aliens.

09-02-2002, 05:46 PM	#3
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