Florist

Arvon · 10-28-2001, 02:15 PM

Florist

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the
owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and
called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the
obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, I'm really
sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine
this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have
flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."

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Melusine · 10-28-2001, 02:17 PM

Hey - you should start your own Joke thread - I've seen lots of jokes from you recently

Or is the old Vicotnik thing still around - you could give that one a bump as well.

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Lioness · 10-28-2001, 02:18 PM

LMAO!!!!

I would love to see the faces of the people who got that!

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10-28-2001, 02:29 PM

LOL
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Arvon · 10-28-2001, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
Hey - you should start your own Joke thread - I've seen lots of jokes from you recently
Or is the old Vicotnik thing still around - you could give that one a bump as well.

The problem is I find these things and I want to share them. Occasionally I run across a raunchy one. These I e-mail to selected friends. I also TRY to avoid offensive ones. (Well most of the time).

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Beaumanoir · 10-28-2001, 02:31 PM

ROFLMAO! Thats Really Good Arvon!!!

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10-28-2001, 02:38 PM

Very good Arvon! You are a joke-maker!!

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Deiter Leafblade · 10-28-2001, 02:47 PM

LOL!

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10-28-2001, 02:15 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Florist A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location." ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.

10-28-2001, 02:17 PM	#2
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	Hey - you should start your own Joke thread - I've seen lots of jokes from you recently Or is the old Vicotnik thing still around - you could give that one a bump as well. ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art

10-28-2001, 02:18 PM	#3
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LMAO!!!! I would love to see the faces of the people who got that! ------------------ Lil' Angel Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land Official Restrainer of Table Dancers PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division Emerald Dragoness of DOTW Incorrigible Redsox Fan Unsuspecting Victim of one of Jerome and Rikard's Plots

10-28-2001, 02:29 PM	#4
Legolas the Elven Archer Guest Posts: n/a	LOL The force is so strong in you that you could grow to overthrow Yoric and claim leadership over all Laughing Hyena's

10-28-2001, 02:31 PM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	ROFLMAO! Thats Really Good Arvon!!! ------------------ *The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella* BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads The FFGaming Forums FFGaming ~ Your Number One Final Fantasy Resource

10-28-2001, 02:38 PM	#7
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	Very good Arvon! You are a joke-maker!! ------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. Leader of Keldorn's Order

10-28-2001, 02:47 PM	#8
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 36 Posts: 934	LOL! ------------------ " If you are guided by the stars, you will only be able to travel by night. If you are guided by a map, you will be dependant on a piece of paper that is easily lost. If you are guided by your soul, you will always choose the right path."

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