07-07-2004, 06:08 PM | #11 |
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On the topic of sport Lanesra, I hear that your cricketers got the Bronze a couple of days ago in the Nat-West thingy. Congratulations on achieving a podium finish - your lads must be rightly proud
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07-07-2004, 06:33 PM | #12 |
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Is it true that I hear that Saddam will accept the death penalty as long as he gets to chose the taker - I am betting he has David Beckham in mind .
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07-07-2004, 06:53 PM | #13 |
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Stop me if you have heard these before [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead. Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese/Germans? A: Because English are the only ones who can stay on top for 90 Minutes and still come second! Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team? A: They are both useless in Europe! Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England? A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence Rumours that David Beckham was seen successfully seducing a young woman in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by the English FA, their chief publicity officer stated: "I find it totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a successful pass to or at anyone." Apparently David Beckham has been offered the job as stadium announcer for all England's Euro 2004 games. An FA Spokesman said "We heard David comes over the PA very well" Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
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07-07-2004, 06:58 PM | #14 |
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Who cares about cycling anyway? It's got to be THE most boring sport to watch except for maybe curling. [img]graemlins/yawn.gif[/img]
I really do admire Donut's subtle sense of humour [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-07-2004, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]
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07-08-2004, 07:19 PM | #15 |
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Is Shane taking part in the tour this year ?
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07-08-2004, 07:25 PM | #16 |
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Knock, knock
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At least he had the balls to come clean about it.
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