Best pick up lines - - Post 'em here!

Link · 09-20-2003, 07:15 AM

As the title suggests; post your (truthful or not) best pick up lines here! (3 max!)

"If I was a religion, would you have faith in me?"

"If being in love with you is a sin, I'd be burning in hell right now..."

*takes the ice from his coke and throws it on the ground "Now the ice is broken!"

Horatio · 09-20-2003, 07:24 AM

"The word of the day is legs. So let's go back to my place and spread the word."

GokuZool · 09-20-2003, 07:31 AM

Is there a such thing as a good pick up line? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I've seen tons of them on the net and most of them are shockers. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

They're either about angels, eggs or legs.

[ 09-20-2003, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: GokuZool ]

The Hierophant · 09-20-2003, 07:37 AM

"hey baby, you drunk?"

GokuZool · 09-20-2003, 07:43 AM

"Can I buy you a drink?"

[ 09-20-2003, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: GokuZool ]

Horatio · 09-20-2003, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hierophant:
"hey baby, you drunk?"

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That's great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

johnny · 09-20-2003, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GokuZool:
"Can I buy you a drink?"

Sure you can, but quit staring at my butt.

Ares · 09-20-2003, 08:32 AM

All time best line to use.."Nice shoes, wanna (Insert 4 letter word here)" yeah, a little explicit for these PG rated forums ^_^

My next one..would be what Horatio said..I like that one, works great imo. >=)

Jorath Calar · 09-20-2003, 08:36 AM

"Hi, I'm abuot to start a family and all I need for it are active ovaries"...

Melusine · 09-20-2003, 08:40 AM

ROTFL! I love Horatio's and Hierophant's lines.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

There's one Dutch line that Rikard may remember that I kinda like.... apart from that, I find most pick up lines just too corny and annoying for words. Link's fall into that category as well - they wouldn't work on me. I think I actually like a bit more blunt approach better than the incredibly mushy "is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" tripe.

For laughs, goth pick up lines are great!

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Your coffin or mine?
Hey you! You in the black!
Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?
What's your favourite Baudelaire poem?
Go out with me or I'll kill us both.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
if I was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you.

Edit: I thought the phrase went "Nice shoes, wanna meaningful relationship?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] Either way, too corny. Try to come up with a more original one... Hackneyed pick up lines are the worst of all... like the ice breaking thing. Funny the first time, annoying after the 20th time.

[ 09-20-2003, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

09-20-2003, 07:24 AM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	"The word of the day is legs. So let's go back to my place and spread the word." __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-20-2003, 07:37 AM	#4
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	"hey baby, you drunk?" __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

09-20-2003, 08:40 AM	#10
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	ROTFL! I love Horatio's and Hierophant's lines. [img]tongue.gif[/img] There's one Dutch line that Rikard may remember that I kinda like.... apart from that, I find most pick up lines just too corny and annoying for words. Link's fall into that category as well - they wouldn't work on me. I think I actually like a bit more blunt approach better than the incredibly mushy "is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" tripe. For laughs, goth pick up lines are great! You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. Your coffin or mine? Hey you! You in the black! Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room? What's your favourite Baudelaire poem? Go out with me or I'll kill us both. Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh. if I was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you. Edit: I thought the phrase went "Nice shoes, wanna meaningful relationship?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] Either way, too corny. Try to come up with a more original one... Hackneyed pick up lines are the worst of all... like the ice breaking thing. Funny the first time, annoying after the 20th time. [ 09-20-2003, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ] __________________ [img]\"hosted/melusine.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Your voice is ambrosia

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09-20-2003, 07:15 AM	#1
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	As the title suggests; post your (truthful or not) best pick up lines here! (3 max!) "If I was a religion, would you have faith in me?" "If being in love with you is a sin, I'd be burning in hell right now..." *takes the ice from his coke and throws it on the ground "Now the ice is broken!"

09-20-2003, 07:31 AM	#3
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	Is there a such thing as a good pick up line? [img]tongue.gif[/img] I've seen tons of them on the net and most of them are shockers. [img]tongue.gif[/img] They're either about angels, eggs or legs. [ 09-20-2003, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: GokuZool ]

09-20-2003, 07:43 AM	#5
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	"Can I buy you a drink?" [ 09-20-2003, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: GokuZool ]

09-20-2003, 08:32 AM	#8
Ares Avatar Join Date: October 24, 2001 Location: Manetheren Age: 37 Posts: 556	All time best line to use.."Nice shoes, wanna (Insert 4 letter word here)" yeah, a little explicit for these PG rated forums ^_^ My next one..would be what Horatio said..I like that one, works great imo. >=)

09-20-2003, 08:36 AM	#9
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	"Hi, I'm abuot to start a family and all I need for it are active ovaries"...

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