Childish practical jokes you have done.

The Hunter of Jahanna · 02-06-2003, 10:32 PM

What are some generaly childish jokes that you have pulled on people? I dont want to hear about any urban legends, only bonafide dirty tricks.I have 2 that I am willing to share.

#1 I have sprayed peoples car windows with warmed up crisco. When it cools off and rehardens it looks just like normal window frost except that you cant scrape it off. THe only way to get it off is with lots of HOT soapy water. Unfortunately this trick wont work in warm weather.

#2 I dumped a can of watery catfish bait through the sunroof of a guy at works car because I couldnt stand him. It took him weeks to get the smell out.

Kakero · 02-07-2003, 01:21 AM

I remember one day when I was in a lift, I hand was so ichy that I press every floor button on that lift ( there was a total of 32 floors, I press them all ). Then on 2nd floor 3 people enter and one of them tell the other to press for floor 32. I immediately run away ( the door was still open ) from the lift.

[ 02-07-2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Kakero ]

shadowhound · 02-07-2003, 01:33 AM

Cling wrap on the toilet seat

Jorath Calar · 02-07-2003, 02:58 AM

Called the bus terminal to ask when the 10:30 bus leaves... come on, I was drunk and my friend said it would be funny... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ar-Cunin · 02-07-2003, 04:09 AM

In High School a new entry was built - with glass doors.

Some of my classmates and I then made false Push/Pull signs and attached then to the doors - the wrong way. Then we sat down and watched the fun of seeing students and teachers trying to get though the doors [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The Hierophant · 02-07-2003, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna:

#2 I dumped a can of watery catfish bait through the sunroof of a guy at works car because I couldnt stand him. It took him weeks to get the smell out.

Did he find out it was you? And remember rule number one Hunter! [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] Heh heh, but that was a pretty nifty trick. If social grace doesn't allow you to confront them head-on, just do it underhandedly

The Hunter of Jahanna · 02-07-2003, 09:32 AM

he still doesnt know who did it

realbinky · 02-07-2003, 09:37 AM

When I was in high school, juniors and seniors had free "periods" where we didn't have a class and so could do what we wanted. A bunch of my friends were in a typing class that had a very nice, sweet, but bubbleheaded young woman teacher. They got me to go in and sit in the class withthem to see how long it would take for me to get noticed. I didn't even have a typewriter to sit at, I just had to avoid her glance. It took roughly 10-15 minutes to spot me. Luckily she got the joke. Everyone laughed, even her, and she yelled, in a kind way, at my friends. More exasperated than angry. But she did know right away who had helped in it.

02-07-2003, 10:08 AM

In my first marriage my wife was easily startled, so I wouold some times wait untill she went intot he bathroom, and then move right up in front of the door....less than an inch from it and wait for her to open then door. I didn't have to move or say a word, and she would jump right out of her skin when she opened the door and I was right there inches from her [img]smile.gif[/img] ....in hind sight ..maybe she wasnt too amused [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Kenyth · 02-07-2003, 11:55 AM

Fast food restaurants are such prime places for mischief! Take a ketchup packet, fold it in half, put a pinhole in one side right next to the fold, and place it under one of the toilet seat pegs with the hole aimed towards the middle! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[ 02-07-2003, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ]

02-07-2003, 01:33 AM	#3
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Cling wrap on the toilet seat __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

02-07-2003, 04:09 AM	#5
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	In High School a new entry was built - with glass doors. Some of my classmates and I then made false Push/Pull signs and attached then to the doors - the wrong way. Then we sat down and watched the fun of seeing students and teachers trying to get though the doors [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

02-07-2003, 09:32 AM	#7
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 63 Posts: 960	he still doesnt know who did it __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"

02-07-2003, 09:37 AM	#8
realbinky Elminster Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Milford, MA 01757 Age: 52 Posts: 442	When I was in high school, juniors and seniors had free "periods" where we didn't have a class and so could do what we wanted. A bunch of my friends were in a typing class that had a very nice, sweet, but bubbleheaded young woman teacher. They got me to go in and sit in the class withthem to see how long it would take for me to get noticed. I didn't even have a typewriter to sit at, I just had to avoid her glance. It took roughly 10-15 minutes to spot me. Luckily she got the joke. Everyone laughed, even her, and she yelled, in a kind way, at my friends. More exasperated than angry. But she did know right away who had helped in it. __________________ <br />Move all ZIG for great PROGRESS!<br />Project M.U.L.E.<br />At least my kids think I\'m smart...

02-07-2003, 11:55 AM	#10
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	Fast food restaurants are such prime places for mischief! Take a ketchup packet, fold it in half, put a pinhole in one side right next to the fold, and place it under one of the toilet seat pegs with the hole aimed towards the middle! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [ 02-07-2003, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Sir Kenyth ] __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

02-06-2003, 10:32 PM	#1
The Hunter of Jahanna Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 25, 2001 Location: NY , NY Age: 63 Posts: 960	What are some generaly childish jokes that you have pulled on people? I dont want to hear about any urban legends, only bonafide dirty tricks.I have 2 that I am willing to share. #1 I have sprayed peoples car windows with warmed up crisco. When it cools off and rehardens it looks just like normal window frost except that you cant scrape it off. THe only way to get it off is with lots of HOT soapy water. Unfortunately this trick wont work in warm weather. #2 I dumped a can of watery catfish bait through the sunroof of a guy at works car because I couldnt stand him. It took him weeks to get the smell out. __________________ \"How much do I love you?? I\'ll tell you one thing, it\'d be a whole hell of a lot more if you stopped nagging me and made me a friggin sandwich.\"

02-07-2003, 01:21 AM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I remember one day when I was in a lift, I hand was so ichy that I press every floor button on that lift ( there was a total of 32 floors, I press them all ). Then on 2nd floor 3 people enter and one of them tell the other to press for floor 32. I immediately run away ( the door was still open ) from the lift. [ 02-07-2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Kakero ]

02-07-2003, 02:58 AM	#4
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Called the bus terminal to ask when the 10:30 bus leaves... come on, I was drunk and my friend said it would be funny... [img]smile.gif[/img]

02-07-2003, 10:08 AM	#9
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	In my first marriage my wife was easily startled, so I wouold some times wait untill she went intot he bathroom, and then move right up in front of the door....less than an inch from it and wait for her to open then door. I didn't have to move or say a word, and she would jump right out of her skin when she opened the door and I was right there inches from her [img]smile.gif[/img] ....in hind sight ..maybe she wasnt too amused [img]smile.gif[/img]

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