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12-14-2001, 12:14 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: August 30, 2001
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The Washington Post published a contest for readers in
which they were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of the winning entries: Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist
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12-14-2001, 12:22 PM
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Zartan
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LOL! I really like this one! I'll spend the holidays flabbergasted
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12-14-2001, 12:36 PM
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Very Mad Bird
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Very funny! Thanks for posting! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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12-14-2001, 07:11 PM
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Beholder
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ROFL!! loved the pokemon one!
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