How women annoy men

[Arvon]

How women annoy men...

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.

2. Be ambiguous. Always.

3. Cry. Cry often.

4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or
decades ago...or with other boyfriends.

5. Make them apologize for everything.

6. Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books
as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.

7. Look them in the eye and start laughing.

8. Get mad at them for everything.

9. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.

10. Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.

11. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face
value.

12. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick
trigger finger, and his affection for his Little Princess.

13. Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.

14. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24 - 7. Compare and contrast.

15. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.

16. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary
of the time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes.
Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.

17. Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they
are present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.

18. Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their
answer.

19. Leave out the good parts in stories.

20. Make them wonder. Confusion is a good thing.

21. Criticize the way they dress.

22. Criticize the music they listen to.

23. Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they don't
know, you're not going to tell them.

24. Try to change them.

25. Try to mold them.

26. Try to get them to dance.

27. When they screw up, never let them forget it.

28. Make them stay at religious services until they are close to fainting.

29. Blame everything on PMS.

30. Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"

31. Read into everything..

32. Over-analyze everything.





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[250]

is that what woman does to man?

[Arvon]

Originally posted by 250: is that what woman does to man?

YEP!!!!

[250]

there is more:

33 get mad at you for not calling, emailing for one day, then just blow you off when you call ("I have to go, etc etc")

34 always forget the best thing you did for her, then bring up the tiny little mistakes you made

35 when you are with her, she'd tell you she misses you a lot, and when you are not there, she will email you and tell you that you are screwed up

36 make you guess everything, and when you cannot, "I gave you so manmy chances to figure it out!" **get upset**

37 gets mad at you because she is mad with someone else

[Lifetime]

250, I think that comes under 5. and 8. LOL!

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No-Name Face

[Harkoliar]

wonder if a woman did all of that to a guy (looks around and hide before the angry female mob cathes him) hehe

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Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath...

[Jorath Calar]

Yep, women are great

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[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by Arvon: How women annoy men...

How men annoy women...

By posting crap that buys into and reinforces the worst gender stereotypes, thus making communication between the sexes even more difficult.



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Don't Dream It, Be It (Easy, - Just Keep Choosing the Same Thing...)

[skywalker]

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: How men annoy women... By posting crap that buys into and reinforces the worst gender stereotypes, thus making communication between the sexes even more difficult.

Ouch! I'll try to watch your back on this one!

Not a bad view actually!


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Mark

[Silver Cheetah]

Originally posted by skywalker: Ouch! I'll try to watch your back on this one! Not a bad view actually!

I find all these 'stereotypical' lists just stupid. I am a woman, an individual, with my own way of being, as are all women. You are a man, with your own way of being, as are all men.

Buying into stereotypes often hinders us from really 'seeing' the person we are having a relationship with, of whatever type (doesn't have to be a 'lurve thing'. The person does something, and we immediately classify it as a certain behaviour 'typical' of their sex.

Classifying people as being in a certain way because they happen to be a particular sex, (or for any other reason), just gets in the way of our connecting and communicating with each other on the basis of what is actually going on. We are working on the basis of pre-defined ideas that we have about a sex, rather than coming at each moment with that person freshly and spontaneously.

I believe that coming to a relationship burdened by a load of preconceptions about the opposite sex (what they are like, tendencies, how they think.. blah) is the fastest way to screw up that relationship. Think about it.

Of course, people are free to post this stuff, but IMO it's a load of old flannel! The same goes for lists about men, by the way. I've got a very large group of male friends, all of whom I adore, and none of whom fit into any of the conventional male 'stereotypes'. (Does anyone, really....?)

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[This message has been edited by Silver Cheetah (edited 10-30-2001).]