Blonde jokes someone? Lol

[J.J.]

Here's one I heard the other day....bwahahahah!

Blonde, brunette, and redhead escapees stumble upon a farmer, and make the usual promises about rewards for hiding them from the ongoing search. After a moment, the farmer agrees, and tells them to go up to the barn and hide there.

Sure enough, a deputy drives up a little later asking the farmer if he's seen anything or body strange around. Farmer replies that he has not, at which point the deputy asks to look around the property in case the farmer missed the escapees.

They wander up to the barn, and there inside the door on some hay are some big burlap sacks. The deputy nudges the first one, that has the readhead, and she makes a "meow". Cats, huh? asks the deputy. Yup, taken'em over to the Johnson's later on.

Deputy toes the next sack with the brunette in it, and she barks "woof, woof"
Dogs, eh?. Yup, comes the reply. Goin over to Anderson's after Johnson's.

Deputy toes the last sack with the blonde in it, she says "potatoes" [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[ 10-19-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: J.J. ]

[Nanobyte]

I attempted at one here, but it was unsuccessful at most. Not that easy to make jokes, but with two clicks of a mouse you sure can reproduce them! ROTFL!

[Kormar the Wanderer]

What do you call 15 blondes lined up side to side?
-A wind tunnel

What do you call a group of blondes in a pool?
-An air pocket

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
-She kept throwing out the Ws

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
-Opens the car door

How do you confuse a blonde?
-Put her in the oval ofice and tell her to sit in the corner

[Spade]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

[Triconan]

Heres one I got from my friend

a blond walks into a store and asks the salesperson
"how much is that t.v?"
he replies
"i'm sorry we don't sell to blonds"
she leaves in a huff and comes back with a hat on hiding her hair she asks again
"how much is that t.v.?
his reply is the same.
the blond leaves gets her hair dyed and buyes a new hat.
she returns saying
"how much is that t.v.?"
his reply is the same
finally the blond says
"how do you know i'm a blond?"
the salesperson says
"thats not a t.v. it's a microwave."

Why did the dumb blonde climb onto the roof of the pub?

She heard the drinks were on the house [img]tongue.gif[/img]